Slab Sanity

Prospect enthusiast, baseball admirer, mma admirer, card collector!

[Bryce Spalding @bryce_spalding]

Noelvi Marte leads the #Reds in wRC+ for June.

He has the 2nd least amount of PA of guys who've spent majority of the month on the roster, too. Only leading Dane Myers.

Play him. What do you have to lose?

[Mariners Minors @MiLBMariners]

Felnin Celesten HAS HIT FOR THE CYCLE!!

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

Clap for me, I’ve gone 10 months without watching porn & masturbating 👏🏾👌🏼

[Slab Sanity @slabsanity]

@RonAurich @Josh_HokitUFC & tbf i hope DP gets sober and good bc he is a good human being but alcohol doesn’t do anyone good. It’s not something to mess around with. God speed 💎

[Slab Sanity @slabsanity]

@RonAurich @Josh_HokitUFC Jack with a lot of flack.. you’re confused pal. Josh alr put on an all time fight 8 months into his UFC career when he wins belts at HW & LHW come back to this comment and look at how much of a clown you are.

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

We’ve been on the Felnin Celesten train for awhile but I’ll tell you it’s about to leave the station

[Mariners Minors @MiLBMariners]

Oh my goodness. Felnin Celesten goes 448ft for his 10th HR. 3rd straight game with a HR for Felnin.

[Slab Sanity @slabsanity]

@Prospect_Tilt Where’s Hayden Alvarez?

[Slab Sanity @slabsanity]

@zekenumber3 @RedsDaily4 Ur a tard, been watching baseball long? Guys chase pitches in the bigs.

[Mariners Minors @MiLBMariners]

Felnin Celesten has his 9th HR.

[Slab Sanity @slabsanity]

@Local9Reds Amen brotha

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Call Noelvi Marte for your insurance needs

@MarteNoelvi

[Slab Sanity @slabsanity]

@RaysRanter I’ll add. Hayden Alvarez, Felnin Celesten.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LAMINE YAMAL HAS ARRIVED 🇪🇸🇪🇸

THE 18-YEAR-OLD SCORES HIS HIS FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP GOAL 🔥

(via @foxsports)

[Slab Sanity @slabsanity]

@Darky1k 3-0 🇪🇸

[Slab Sanity @slabsanity]

@Darky1k 2-2!

[Slab Sanity @slabsanity]

@theeheb @rossjensen I’d have him in my t50. The defense is ELITE in CF, the speed is ELITE. The frame is ELITE, the K% is manageable, power is growing and the bat to ball is above average. We’ll see as he gets to the higher levels but I think this is a top 25 prospect by the time he gets to Anaheim.

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

One day, all 8 billion people on earth will know that Jesus Christ is God, and every knee shall bow.