Dr. Slacker Barista, Esq

Graduated with honors from Facebook School of Medicine and YouTube Law School. Graduated MAGA-Yell-Loudly too.

[Dr. Slacker Barista, Esq @slackerbarista]

So many Republicans attack my Facebook School of Medicine degree, but none of them ever mention that I’m also a lawyer.

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@ksorbs I love how “cherry-picking” to you is using the word of your self-professed savior. I guess the Christ part of Christianity isn’t as weighted as other parts to you.

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@HankDesmondPhD It’s pretty clear you don’t understand the definition of “unanimous” so maybe we shouldn’t take you seriously.

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@StephenM You are psychotic.

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@DHSgov I’m willing to bet that ICE did target the child because you guys are Nazis.

[Dr. Slacker Barista, Esq @slackerbarista]

@MattWalshBlog If you think abortion and human sacrifice are the same thing, you are hopelessly stupid.

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@JDVance @bray_rodric You are such whiny little weirdo.

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@MattWalshBlog Go ahead and explain to everyone how the VRA “rigs” elections.

[Dr. Slacker Barista, Esq @slackerbarista]

@Timcast All legality aside; no, you won’t. Because you are so selfish you couldn’t part with a single dollar if it wasn’t directly going to a tax deduction.

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@tedcruz Ted, you are pathetic.

[Dr. Slacker Barista, Esq @slackerbarista]

@MattWalshBlog Matt, I don’t think you should start any statement, ever, with “if you actually read.”

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@greta @POTUS Informed?

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@tedcruz @grok what is REDMAP from 2010?

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@DNIGabbard Only people who are gullible and stupid enough to the point where we need a word that isn’t a slur would buy what you’re selling.

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@dissidentwest @DNIGabbard If you want to know why nothing is done, read the screenshots, then tell the class what is wrong.

[Dr. Slacker Barista, Esq @slackerbarista]

@beardvet Me to a literal 5yo (you): “Read the words in the screenshot *you* shared.”

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@DC_Draino You are so full of shit. REDMAP happened 14 years ago.

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@DC_Draino I would ask if you were stupid or lying, but we know the answer is both.

https://t.co/4F8a13sX8a

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@JDVance Lol not even a shred of irony here

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@DC_Draino I thought there was no list, that it was a hoax or something. Did we decide that narrative wasn’t working?

[Dr. Slacker Barista, Esq @slackerbarista]

@TaraBull808 It has to false to be defamation.