Dan Baker

I fix things

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@Flubarb

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@snoop_bobb Yea obvious answer is eat / hide 1 and ask for spicy tendies

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@Flubarb

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@itsJeffTiedrich Imagine living in a state that prides itself on independence and talks of seceding, has a fuel and energy based economy, and having power outages for 2+ days due to 1 storm because its got its own power grid to avoid federal regulations for $$$

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

really weird how the state with the second-shittiest covid response is also the state with the shittiest electrical grid. just another one of those coincidences, I guess

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

The Party of Personal Responsibility would like you to know that it's somebody else's fault that decades of deregulation and climate change denial has resulted in Texans freezing in the dark

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@tedcruz You’re so dumb you couldn’t beat a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

Imagine living in a state that prides itself on independence and talks of seceding, has a fuel and energy based economy, and having power outages for 2+ days due to 1 storm because its got its own power grid to avoid federal regulations for $$$

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@SenTedCruz @JohnCornyn @GovAbbott Ted Cruz is so dumb he puts a ruler under his pillow to see how long he sleeps

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@GregAbbott_TX You’re so stupid you couldn’t pour water out of your boot if the instructions were on the bottom

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@nbutexas Rotating? I’ve been without power for 80% of the day and other customers 5 miles away haven’t lost power even once

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@tedcruz Get fucked you degenerate inbred shitbird

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@snoop_bobb 6 years in 2 homes and I’ve talked to my neighbors collectively less than 45 minutes

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@snoop_bobb I started getting 12 MFA texts from Nest every day at the same time. They knew my password, but I can’t figure out why they’d keep trying knowing I’d get the text. Account would get locked 24h, I had to catch it right before their brute force started one day to change my PE

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@elonmusk It is possible to be so smart that you’re also a fucking idiot, cheers you monumental goon

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@snoop_bobb First they came for our CD drives, but I didn’t speak out because I didn’t use one.
Then they came for our Ethernet poets, but I didn’t speak out because I didn’t use one...

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@snoop_bobb Or anxiety

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@snoop_bobb https://t.co/gZELsfK8P7

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@googleexpress Support reached out to me & gave a $40 coupon I can use for the Mini. Thanks, appreciate it!

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@googleexpress I ordered enough to get free home mini during the promotion. Order showed up wrong. Called support, they said home mini coupon wasn’t used and it’s too late. I did use the coupon. They refunded me and gave $30 coupon - I’m still out $10-20 more to buy the mini :(

[Dan Baker @slackermandan]

@googleexpress