Zach Barnes

Trying hard to be the man God wants me to be

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

@JacksonCollier Portis, this team needs a big who plays hard always and for the name on the front of his jersey.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

@CurtWilkerson_ Looks like a whole lotta cap to me

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

Interesting to assume that any player that chooses Arkansas over Kentucky is due to “overspending”. I would think some of this is due to Cal being a better recruiter and more accomplished coach. But go ahead I guess.

[Buddy 🏀😼 @BigBlueBud]

Call me crazy but I don’t like the idea of avoiding recruitment battles with Arkansas just because we might lose. Go all in, and if they wanna overspend, oh well. 🤷‍♂️

The optics of just backing out when it’s us vs. them is worse than getting outbid imo. #BBN

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

@CurtWilkerson_ With an average height of 7’0” Arkansas has the tallest team in college basketball.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

I find it funny that all because of a new coach both Arkansas and Kentucky fans feel comfortable losing their entire rosters and recruiting classes. We are both a bit naive.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

@jjstrill I’m an Arkansas fan, but it would be a next level troll if a South Carolina commit called himself a chicken man, given their logo.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

@SSN_Arkansas Same chicken man energy

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

If @RazorbackMBB does hire a decent HC, let’s keep in mind that those portal guys can still be recruited to come back. Battle, Mark, and Blocker along with some strong front court players would be great for next year if we could swing it. Gotta have a HC first.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

Absolutely wild that Mizzou went 0-18 in SEC play, but won just as many postseason games as Kentucky.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

To the restaurants out there: if your burger is good, but too messy to eat, it’s not really that good anymore.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

Lord, help me not to be one of those parents that watches everything my child does through an iPhone lens.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

If we watch Harry Potter together, just know that I will speak primarily in a fake British accent for at least 2 days after.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

You never hear “Happy Friday!” more than in corporate America and it seems a bit telling that the thought of not working for two days is so great.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

@codyhoward3 I’m an hour ahead, so it was 6:30 here at least. And I’ll wrap whenever I want to!

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

My gift wrapping philosophy is simple; if you can’t see what’s inside the paper, then it’s good enough.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

Returning to the office in November and I am not excited about the embarrassment of forgetting I’m not home and randomly breaking out in song and dance.

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

I need the FBI statistics on how many people die annually by opening a can of biscuits. I need to prove that it is DANGEROUS!

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

My neighbor says she can’t get COVID because she is a smoker and “nicotine kills that stuff”. This can’t be true....

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

I will never understand how a confederate flag can be considered part of someone’s heritage. You’re telling me this was passed down from generations? Your family has not grown since the 1860s? Don’t come at me with that garbage!

[Zach Barnes @slackinzach]

I’m tired of seeing people use Christianity as an excuse for hate rather than a reason for unconditional love.