Willing

Paleontologist | Really successful investor | Father to 3 children (each with a different mother) | All opinions are my own

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Last day of packing before a cross-state move. Officially switching into 'Win Now' mode: shorts, TV remote, cookbooks, loose batteries all going in the same box. Might even throw in two cans of Busch Light #FIWB

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@AAM_Junior Grizz has seen the light, and the light is 100 LEDs garnishing the SE Teeter

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@AAM_Junior #TangTime

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@NewAgeGuido Uncle Sal, we good?

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@genuinehoops This man needs jail time @HornyPoliceDept

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@Mandy854307627 @AAM_Junior @DukeMBB

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Gotta respect a bloke in a full Kirkland Signature track suit

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@jameswithblue @NewAgeGuido @Gardas111

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Shorty is treating me right this evening 🙌🏽 chicken tartare for dinner 🤤

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Throwing up 2 plates on the squat rack rn

(a 25 and a 10)

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@jboogatron Wow boog, I knew the year was trending up but sounds like it’s been a hell of a Q4. Congrats brother, rooting for your continued success.
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@jboogatron said I got next 🗣️🗣️

[Foolie 🖤☄️ @FoolishTy]

@txniexh Nah this tho 😂😂🤣🤣😭

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How I’m tryna be at Tyber this weekend after 3 Michy lights and a CBD joint

[Jay Vee @jayvee__17]

When you high af and they start recording

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@NewAgeGuido @genuinehoops

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Father behind me at the heels game telling his son he probably could’ve gotten scholarship money for his intramural career.

Buddy, if that were the case, @beefcastle789 would be a wealthy, wealthy man.

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@genuinehoops Good for Gen, glad to see you’re doing well.

Willing

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The person who invents a way to go pee without getting up from the bed/couch is going to be the first trillionare

[i like food @messedupfoods]

pasta burrito in a rice paper wrap

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My girl waiting the 2 years necessary to get enough crowd sympathy to win

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My girl getting the news that she may be able to go on the golden bachelor because I was just hit by a semi truck