slimmington

where we ballin?

[slimmington @slagasis]

You’re super dizzy

[Atlas @CountAtlas]

This whole idea of 'culture vulture' in London is just begging American dynamic, London's always been multicultural, Ladbroke Grove has Moroccans, Harlesden has Somalis, Brixton has Jamaicans, if you're shaped by it, you're part of it. Only nerds are out here trying to gatekeep.

[slimmington @slagasis]

Ask dude to name 6”2 dribblers from other countries you won’t hear shit

[Emzel @Emzyl_]

Why can't English footballers dribble Man?? It's genuinely crazy stuff to me

[slimmington @slagasis]

You should stop talking

[William @BaptistSec]

@Bd_irB_ll I'm trying to tell people but they won't listen, this is not a 70 million pound player, this is a 50-60 million pound player at his peak.

[slimmington @slagasis]

@obeball_ Emery turned my slalom skier 2 a freight train :(

[slimmington @slagasis]

Blonde Morgz was a moment man

[۟ @bwondonn]

I was genuinely in awe. I remember downloading every Villa game in 4K after this. Ready to drop the best vid ever. Shame that my PC let me down.

[slimmington @slagasis]

If he wasn’t a footballer he’d have been a mass murderer

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Understandable why he is how he is...

[slimmington @slagasis]

They’ll concede some hilarious goals and the latter will leave but phwoar

[slimmington @slagasis]

Senesi, Van Hecke and Romero - 3 graduates of rock movers university

[🧊~ @d_ftbl]

They're building the best buildup defence in the league

[slimmington @slagasis]

NOOOOO 😔😔😔😔😔

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22.

Details: https://t.co/ygs8SqPTwM

[slimmington @slagasis]

@povertygru Imma have 2 contact home office sorry brodie

[slimmington @slagasis]

Everything you want from a modern cm

[SIR AHMED @midopido21]

Alex Scott - 2025/26

[slimmington @slagasis]

From one extreme to another

[Clem 🌿 @SirClmnt]

Why?

These are the kinds of things I said when I was a teenager but now in my adulthood that I have a child I actually don’t think London is a good place to raise kids…

[slimmington @slagasis]

@mionomedev Needs to sort his turning circle

[slimmington @slagasis]

@AlanHouston90 his release clause is 130 mil, what’s our record sale?

[slimmington @slagasis]

This is nonsense

[villareport @villareport]

🚨 NEW: Aston Villa were keen on signing a wide player in January & were interested Rayan, who joined Bournemouth. Villa made calls with his representatives to discuss the potential figures involved, & also made background checks on his personality traits. Sources close to Rayan said he was already convinced of Bournemouth’s project. @J_Tanswell #avfc

[slimmington @slagasis]

5 G/A in Serie A

[villareport @villareport]

🚨 NEW: Villa have held discussions with a view to signing Bologna winger Jonathan Rowe, as recently as last month. Villa asked what the parameters of an agreement would look like. The Athletic can reveal other wide options that Villa have explored are Crysencio Summerville, who is likely to be more expensive than Rowe, & Karim Adeyemi. @J_Tanswell #avfc

[slimmington @slagasis]

how expensive that money is

[slimmington @slagasis]

?

[slimmington @slagasis]

Finished below us 4 years in a row and still have infinitely more pull and financial muscle

[slimmington @slagasis]

Spurs have finished 17th twice and still have better targets than us it’s rigged

[slimmington @slagasis]

All these player character briefs when Emery chased Felix for 3 consecutive windows, I’m over it