Ren 🔮

I don’t trust any dog whose stomach touches the ground

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I work in a SED high school and the staff group chat is never not funny

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@ every goddamn professor: stop making group projects/papers for asynchronous classes you’re just being a cunt

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Why even bother studying for my license exam 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

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Told the bf that if he wins apex five times he gets a special treat tonight to get him to focus on that so I can write a term paper 💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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Hoodie not pictured cause it’s currently being warmed up for her in the dryer

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Never been afraid of my dog getting loose and running away cause she wouldn’t last ten minutes without her fleece hoodie, tempurpedic bed, and weighted blanket

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Hate when documentaries say “you’ve now seen-” bitch that’s real bold of you to assume I’ve been paying attention

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The darn thing’s got wings! #mfm @KarenKilgariff @MyFavMurder

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@ChickfilA

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I’m no mathematician but something feels off about my grade

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Every wave pool I’ve ever been in has been a near death experience

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I won our coworkers in the break up

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@dashboardcat72 APPARENTLY they did a couple episodes for true crime in 2020

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Why the ever lasting fuck did no one tell me that buzzfeed unsolved was back

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I think we should use the phrase temper tantrum for adults more often

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Happy st pats day I have NO business being alive this morning

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How I lost 30 pounds in a month and a half:
Step 1) be so anxious all the time that you can’t eat
There is no step two

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The mere thought of stepping foot onto a plane sent me into a panic attack

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My cat successfully gaslit me into feeding her three hours early ffs

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me, 50 minutes into my 15 minute commute home: hey where the FUCK am I