Did you guys hear about the woman in Iran who was sentenced to 12 years in prison because authorities believed her stillbirth was an abortion?
Nevermind y'all, my mistake, that happened in Oklahoma
This woman was sentenced to life in prison for the de@th of a convicted sex offender and his wife… as she was being taken away, she said "K!lling that p£dophile was the best day of my life”
Rep. Jason Crow: "As a three-time combat veteran, I get pretty damn hot when a five-time draft dodger bangs the war drums and talks about how easy it is to send boots on the ground in a foreign country."
IT SADDENS ME TO SEE A SENILE BALD MAN DREAM ABOUT HAVING FED HAIR. DONALD, WE HAVE GREAT NURSING HOMES. YOU'LL BE SAFE FROM JIMMY KIMMEL & TAYLOR SWIFT. YOU CAN BRING YOUR PEACE PRIZE BARBIE DOLL. AND THERE IS BINGO AND A KID ROCK PERFORMANCE EVERY TUESDAY AT NOON. -LOVE, GAVIN
Remember when Donald Trump said there would be people standing in bread lines trying to get food if Kamala Harris won?
People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
It’s always pure projection.
SOMEONE FAINTS BUT DONNY IS THINKING, "I'M TALL, VERY HOT. I'M DOWN TO FOUR DIAPERS PER DAY. I SELL BIBLES. HAVE A FREE JET. I DEFEATED MAGNETS. I END A WAR EVERY MORNING. I THROW THE BEST GATSBY PARTIES. AND THE UTI IN MY NECK IS ALL GONE. WHY DO PEOPLE STILL LOVE GAVIN MORE?!!