Sarah✨

What would dodo’s do

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

@Raccatrap So sorry this happened Ray😔

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

Although downside is I now need a nap

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

I went to the gym for the first time ever and actually enjoyed it??????????

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

what i lack in height i make up for in rage

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

The feminine urge to buy all your friends rocks for Christmas

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

they have to say human because of scrooge mcduck

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

Living close to a tube line with air conditioning is probably one of my best life decisions to date

[stuart mcdonald @ActuaryByDay]

“Do you actually know how many people are dying of other stuff” asks Isabel, condescendingly.

“I’m an actuary” replies Trevor, politely.

Marvellous! 👏🏻

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

Phineas and Ferb’s summer starts today

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

You know you have reached peak southerner when you get excited to stop at Gloucester services

[Stephen Bailey @stephencomedy]

I went to get my vaccine today and the nurses referred to themselves as the Pfizer Chiefs - and THAT is why I support the NHS

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

Someone please convince me to workout, it always seems like such a good idea until the time I planned to do it actually comes round

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

Two days before my exams and I am in bed ill🙃

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

@Raccatrap Omg same!!

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

I made a salad and put red onion in it and now all I can taste is onion and I don't even like onion, what do I do

[Sarah✨ @slallen143]

@Raccatrap Ngl I'm either ridiculously stressed or far too chill it is chaos