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[alpha @omarsbigsister]

Not that I had any doubt but I did think uptown sinclair was exaggerating a tiny bit. Nope, American companies will put glass in your food the second the government looks away

[emily @north0fnorth]

obviously it’s not perfect but wikipedia might genuinely be one of the top ten best ideas of my lifetime. a free, ad-less encyclopedia with millions of articles available in hundreds of languages that the majority of humans can access from anywhere. what a gift

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

Really cool how spotify has completely lost the ability to shuffle songs. you click the shuffle buttons and it plays a preset list of songs that are the same every single time no matter what. it used to shuffle i remember

[enemycharlie @enemycharlie]

Upton Sinclair's The Jungle was not an exaggeration. This is what happens when we privatize and deregulate.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Chuck Grassley filed paperwork for reelection in 2028. He’ll be 95 years old. If he serves the entire term, he’ll be 101 when it ends.

AGE LIMITS. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[hayati 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 @hayatifag]

damn near our entire city came out to this city council meeting to speak against this motion, people were testifying from 6 pm until 10:30 and they still passed it. nothing means anything, our voices don’t matter unless it’s accompanied with unimaginable amounts of wealth.

[reason @reason]

Flock allegedly spotted this Colorado woman's truck around the time and location of a package theft.

What ensued was a Kafkaesque scene in which she insisted it wasn't her, while an officer who came to her door said he had indisputable proof—but refused to show her unless she admitted she stole the package.

"It is her, it is 100 percent, it is locked in, there is zero doubt," he tells her.

But police dropped the case after she provided her cellphone tracking data, camera footage from her truck, and video placing her elsewhere at the time of the theft

From wrongful arrests to officers stalking exes, license plate readers keep exposing police failures: https://t.co/FPyx05m1iZ

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Seriously, fuck this guy. Give him to MAGA. He's not for the people. @RepJeffries needs to be removed from the democratic party.

[erin marie @erinsaysrelax]

I’m done trying to be polite or tiptoe around peoples feelings when it comes to generative AI. Your stuff looks like shit. Your logo looks like shit. Your flyer looks like shit. Your photo edits look like shit. It’s so obvious that it’s AI, and it all looks like garbage.

[ε(*´･ω･)з @girlsoftware]

youngest hoe: i’m gonna put it in the dryer for like 5 mins that should do sum

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Guys, if we all have TSA precheck, then none of us have TSA precheck

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

You’re telling me it was supposed to be Dev… I just need a minute

[Luigi Archive @Luigi_Archive]

Insurance executives admitted they intentionally denied Forrest VanPatten's cancer treatment claim even though it was illegal due to laws forcing insurers to approve cancer treatments. Forrest died before being told this&not a single exec was ever charged

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Visiting your hometown is so crazy cause on one hand you’re forced to reckon with every ghost of unresolved trauma from your past over and over forever but on the other hand there’s like that one sandwich that’s so good

[McKenzie Wilson @McKenzieAWilson]

Want to remind everyone that if you're like "huh it's been really hard to get info on this massive outbreak" that DOGE fired every communications staffer at the CDC last year (in addition to their food inspection teams!)

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Don’t want to give the Victorian doctors too much credit but I just went to the seaside and it lowkey did cure my ill humors

[Maryam @hell_line0]

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."