sarah lamb

what’s red and bad for your teeth? a brick

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

tag urself, im all of them✨

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

guy who just read fight club for the first time: this is so fight club

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear i’m wearing a bomb vest

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

the list: the day:

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

a ten year old LOOOVES to be saved by superman lmao

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

#NowWatching

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#NowWatching

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

@emilymlamb_ I’m so sorry I made you do this

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

This man just wandered into my apartment and started playing Fortnite?????

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON??!!!!!

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

no one ever told me being in a relationship would be watching pride and prejudice followed immediately by jackass 2

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

@emilymlamb_ you tweeting this while on the phone w me….

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

@emilymlamb_ have fun!! ur so unique!!

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

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[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

@emilymlamb_ Stacey abrams sounds like Gracie abrams who’s in (I guess) the same genre as bg???? Maybe???? Lmao

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

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[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

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[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

I entered the free Shakespeare in the Park Lottery for a chance to win free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/bTwLVlVMDQ

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

I entered the free Shakespeare in the Park Lottery for a chance to win free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/bTwLVlVMDQ

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

I entered the free Shakespeare in the Park Lottery for a chance to win free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/bTwLVlVMDQ

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

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[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

@emilymlamb_ Lmao I love veto!!! An American hero!

[sarah lamb @slamb_dunk]

one thing about me is I will get drunk and talk about post 9/11 country music