sam i am

green eggs & spam

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@tabor_smith What is it about? #jollyoldtaborclaus

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Nobody:
Mykenna: MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME UP TO CANADA AND LEARN HOW TO BE NICE!!
#TheBachelor #BachelorNation #WomenTellAll

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*boarding a plane*
Me: I really hope whoever is next to me downloaded some good stuff to watch....

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The 1973 Padres just called and said they’re coming to your town, drinking your beer, taking your women, losing two out of three, and looking like goddamn bosses doing it.

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@RiggAtAltitude @gobias79 @VP @POTUS Automation is the DEVIL!

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A “conversation” I just heard...

Guy: *points to tv monitor*
Who’s who am I right?!
Guy2: ...... what do you mean?
G: what do you mean what do I mean?
G2: I mean what do you mean..?
G: I mean.... it’s obvious

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Ice in her veins🥶

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Arya switched hands like

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@J_Breww Why can’t fruit be compared?

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Why don’t more people eat cereal with chocolate milk?

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@kylekeefetv @RycroftMark @RadioMoser @ConorMcGahey @RiggAtAltitude

Welcome to the Markarnival.

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My roommate, standing over a plate of 4 waffles: *goes to put 2 more in toaster*

Me: what are you doing??

Him: ......eating waffles
*toaster clicks*

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Pray for my sister y’all.. Nothing’s wrong with her but she just got a 2nd cat

#slipperyslope
#catlady
@hannah_densford

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Wait... what ever happened to @Akon??

#lockedupagain?

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@J_Breww Make em dance! 😂

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@AlyssaMarye21 @tabor_smith How’s the weather up there amiright??

#TackoFall

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@BillHanzlik @VicLombardi @GoldCrownCO @nuggets The Mitten

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@dennishegstad Ask @elonmusk

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@David_LaRose @RiggAtAltitude Hoosiers taking the chip anyway. They hang the NIT banners in the practice gym

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@d1am0ndsTV So many questions.....
First: why?
Second: how?
Third: but why?

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@alejanderz Hoes-R-Us