Sarah Marie

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

Raise your hand if you think Brady's a douche 🙋🏻

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

As a teacher who drives for @DoorDash to help pay the bills, here is a PSA for people who think it is okay to stiff your delivery driver: If you cannot afford to tip the driver, you simply cannot afford to order delivery. The app should cancel your freaking order for a $0 tip. 🗯

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

what the fuck

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

I just KNOW there’s a handful of 20-something-year-old white girls who aren’t getting vaxxed in hopes that they can keep selling their homemade floral cloth masks on Etsy and this thought haunts me daily.

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

@alec_albright @ginger_snap23 What do you think living with this woman feels like? I have to go through a checklist of belongings with her before she leaves the apartment. And I’d just like to point out that I am also a mess!!

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

It was me, I found her car title in our trash can.

[Taylor Rehmer @ginger_snap23]

Some days you feel like you have your shit together and other days your roommate pulls your CAR TITLE out of the trash can because you accidentally threw it away.

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

These girls on Facebook are killing me with the Valentine’s Day story shit. They’re like “How long together: 5 years on and off he cheated on me 10 times and tried to kill me once but we can work through anything 🥰”

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

Having a Trump 2020 flag on your truck is the yee haw equivalent of wearing a 49ers jersey the day after the Chiefs won the last Super Bowl.

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

@ginger_snap23 “I’m afraid you are going to get hurt” I’m deceased

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

@ginger_snap23 As long as you’re not sleepin on I Know She Ain’t Ready

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

@ginger_snap23 ❤️ you

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

A white girl goes to brunch and posts a picture of her friend drinking a mimosa, followed by a repost from said friend of herself drinking a mimosa. And we just let it keep happening.

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

@ginger_snap23 Stop

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

I’m an easy woman to please.

[Taylor Rehmer @ginger_snap23]

“So how’s it been living with Sarah?” @slammers_04

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

@AlecMuhr Thx, I think

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

Say what you want about me but at least I’ve never given in to the societal pressure of making an Instagram account for my dog.

[Sacramento Police Department @SacPolice]

ATTEMPT TO LOCATE MISSING PERSON:

The Sacramento Police Department is asking for the community’s assistance in helping us locate a missing person. 25 year old Alexander Holden was last seen on December 31, 2019. He is 6 foot 1 and 190 LBS with brown hair and brown eyes.

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

I listen to this song a minimum 3 times per day I’m so weak.

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

@ginger_snap23 @anna_lister17 Don’t even get me started.

[Sarah Marie @slammers_04]

I’ve never felt so directly called out by anything in my entire life.