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she/her

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@BeansofBlue @rkybarra Our bodily autonomy is being systematically stripped away by people with Butker’s views who are increasingly managing to get into office through voter suppression and gerrymandering

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In other words, “you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.”

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

Remember when Taylor Swift was sexually assaulted, and then got sued? Remember that lawyer who asked if she was sorry she got a man fired?

She shut it down with "The unfortunate events of his life are the product of his decisions, not mine."

Then Time put her on the cover.

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

[Slam @slampersand]

@vornietom Fit is usually the top issue, then quality. Check out r/abrathatfits 💖

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

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@daniel_m_lavery At least it wasn’t peplum

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@SpiritsPodcast Here’s my Oberon 👑 BRB gotta go adopt some more cats to name after the fairies

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@D_Siebe Here’s my little man Oberon

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@LetsGetHaunted @shortyawards Hell yeah you did and you look fabulous

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@CantripCandles @PaolasPixels You’ve both become my go-tos for party member gifts

[Sinnamon Roll Dice 🐶 @Sinnamon_Dice]

🍄 Herbology Dice Set Giveaway🍄

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@KarolinaZL Every time I move I have this same problem. I just keep finding new places for them to take up space

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

On a day when my waves resemble the gales of November, I ask...

Does any one know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

Rest in peace, Gordon Lightfoot, you will always have a place here. It's been good to know ya. 🙏🌊

[Slam @slampersand]

@lunambutt @frogmouth_inc I imagine they’d be like period undies and just be super absorbent? I’ve never used them but that’s how I assume they work.

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@lingerie_addict This blouse I got has subtle shoulder pads and I love it

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@mrfishtopher Same tbh

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help