Big Sammy

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

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[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

this cured my hangover

[َ @ungodlywests]

DUA GET DOWN LIKE THAT??

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

2013 VW Jetta - freshly washed

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

you’re in his dm’s, but i’m alone at a taco bell cantina on my 3rd baja blast

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

ron wilson, bus driver

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

anyone wanna go to the airport and just get a beer?

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

Been thinking a lot lately about the girl from Sky High who just turns into a ball. Hope she’s doing well!

[Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy]

Hey can I borrow your phone?

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

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[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

@ktlehman2 asking for a friend, totally not for me, who is Chi Okare’s type???

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

there’s just not enough kissing in football for me

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

@cnewell15 @NickWestJ happy noob year

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

the hot chocolate guys from polar express just broke into my apartment and assaulted me

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

did we ever actually figure out how to eat fried worms?

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

@Sammy_Quinn1234 now that just rolls right off the tongue!

[Big Sammy @slamvanek]

I absolutely did not start enough rumors about my sister in high school