Sarah

[Sarah @slangbeb]

@Redd1ck @rachmicks I heard it keeps well for a month in the fridge

[Sarah @slangbeb]

Can someone please buy me a new furnace

[Sarah @slangbeb]

@aitchybones I like him

[Sarah @slangbeb]

My new favourite pastime is reporting people’s stories when they share misinformation, anti-masking posts, and anti-lockdown posts about the pandemic

[Sarah @slangbeb]

@Redd1ck Prob become a teacher

[Sarah @slangbeb]

I have serious beef with whoever came up with the corporate work week, vacation time, salary, etc.

[Sarah @slangbeb]

@ProutSauce Can’t fool the people who really know you though

[Sarah @slangbeb]

Expectation vs. Reality

[Sarah @slangbeb]

@charmeleonjones To the moon 🚀

[Sarah @slangbeb]

Great news! I’m accepting recommendations on how to get rich. Please respond with your best tips and tricks. Thanks in advance!

[Sarah @slangbeb]

@TheYungIntern I’ll have the Kardashian/Jenner family to thank when I eventually win a Peleton

[Sarah @slangbeb]

My new favourite past time is tagging celebrities with millions of followers in giveaways on Instagram to get more entries. It’s really the only benefit they provide me.

[Sarah @slangbeb]

Feeling ~toxic~ today

[Sarah @slangbeb]

@maklanedewever That ‘car for a puppy’ trade offer you got is looking more attractive...

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Congratulations, @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris. Our two countries are close friends, partners, and allies. We share a relationship that’s unique on the world stage. I’m really looking forward to working together and building on that with you both.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Sarah @slangbeb]

I disagree with the results. Plus the voting was skewed because I couldn’t vote and the 2 people I was debating with voted!!!

[Sarah @slangbeb]

Which is better?

[Sarah @slangbeb]

Which is better?

[UNO @realUNOgame]

*Per management: 🚨 You cannot STACK a +2 on a +2 🚨

Go ahead, roast us.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

How long until it’s too late to save Earth from climate disaster? This clock is counting down. https://t.co/1SRSsb3sfL