Shawn Langlois

Joined Twitter on March 5, 2011. Regretted it on March 6, 2011. Could crush it in the market, but it's much more gratifying writing about it.

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@joeroganhq The "trans insanity" was a bigger issue than no more wars. Got it. ✅

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@NFL_DovKleiman Stock … rising!!!

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

RIP to one of my first sports heroes... even if he DID graduate from USC.

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@TukiFromKL @JackMCarey1 Early days…

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Nothing like a good layoff story to get the investor juices flowing. Needless to say, that flow is about to be a flood: https://t.co/7MTZV8BPHc

[Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT 🍖 @MikeZaccardi]

The median midterm year drawdown is 15.6% .. S&P 500 1950-2022

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@HouseofElon @Beau8Beau @JessicaTarlov The irony of this considering what Trump just said about stupid people 🤣🤣🤣

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@yyyobwoc @milkinhisbag The worst take in internet history.

[Michael Batnick @michaelbatnick]

Wild market. We haven't seen anything like this since the dotcom bubble burst.

Over the last 8 sessions, 115 stocks in the S&P 500 have decline 7% or more in a single day.

The average drawdown when that happens is 34%. Right now we're 1.5% below the all-time high.

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@ACTBrigitte Spotify streams in 2025:

Bad Bunny 20 billion
Kid Rock 2.7 billion

The math doesn't really math, Brig.

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

A couple more invasions and I'm retiring.

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@NBCNews Yeah… no https://t.co/n3SP1B99I8

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

If nothing else, Mamadani was worth voting for just to elicit reactions like this

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@BilballBags @MRSteveuhuru @MLFootball @vountee @captainseahawk @SeahawkGoon @RaidersBeat @MitchellRenz365 @RaiderHours @RaiderHoncho @KennyKing_Jr Carr had skills, sure, but how are you gonna praise him consider the complete shitshow the Raiders were during his entire tenure? He's proven time and time again to be a loser. Completely agree, however, that the Raider rot happens at the top. Awful.

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@imrightthough Nice guy, throws a nice ball… not a winner. Proved that over and over again. Of course, compared to the rest of the jokers we’ve had over the past 25 years, he’s the second coming of QB Jesus.

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@realwifiwillie Super curious about what “best” looks like.

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@ThatmanBa @LVGully Was hopeful about bringing Pete in, but settling for a 54 yard field goal? Nah, same old shit franchise.

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

Actual convo last week...

Me: Honey, we can't have a third of our retirement wrapped up in $ORCL stock. Dumb. Way too risky.

My wife: You sure about that?

Me: Sorry, just sold. I'm a pro. You'll thank me later.

(Technically, it IS later. No thank you, though)

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

@MySportsUpdate @PatMcAfeeShow Ugh… Guess I’ll go to church now… or something

[Shawn Langlois @slangwise]

Caught @TonyHinchcliffe and @joerogan at the Mothership last night. What I could see through the 10-gallon hat blocking the view anyway. Show was great, but the crowd? The Facebook comments section brought to life. “Lock up Fauci!” “Build the wall.” Consider this a PSA.