All the News That’s Fit to Slant

Compared to the fate that Trump and every MAGA moron deserves, Ramsay Bolton’s was exceedingly merciful.

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

James Comey has been charged again.

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[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Whatever dark power Trump has that has enabled him to become president twice while being quite literally one of the most morally despicable human beings on Earth, it’s not easily duplicated by your average Republican candidate for Senate, House, or governor. When candidates like Vivek Ramaswamy ask 'What would Trump do?' then do that thing, they often find that the voters respond with, 'What an atrocious jerk. I’m definitely not voting for that guy.'" https://t.co/wpkWxFYxNh

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

Breaking: Donald Trump was "an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse of young women in the mid-to-late 1990s,” according to a report issued today by Dems on the House Judiciary Committee. The report includes one new rape allegation against Trump, and calls for a special investigation of the Trump administration's cover-up of Epstein's crimes.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Vivek Ramaswamy defends his ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged mother:

“We're standing for truth.”

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

Setting aside everything else dude looks TIRED up there.

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

Once again the US govt is not legitimate at this present time.

[All the News That’s Fit to Slant @slansky]

@swimmin7270 @RpsAgainstTrump As the saying goes: There's no hate like Christian love.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨 NEWS: A federal judge has ruled that the Trump DOJ ILLEGALLY fired prosecutor Maurene Comey, ordering retroactive reinstatement and backpay.

The judge ripped the DOJ’s defense as bordering on “frivolous” and rejected its sweeping claims of executive power. https://t.co/UEKTpDc1tF

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

When he says “we’re making money” let’s be clear. He doesn’t mean America. He means his family, his friends, and the corrupt cabal of crooks and grifters he surrounds himself with.They love when gas goes up. It’s a golden opportunity for them to make money by screwing over the rest of us.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Democrats have just released a 50-page report detailing Trump's mentions in the Epstein files.

Democratic House Judiciary members have also called for an independent special counsel to investigate Trump and AG Todd Blanche's conflicts of interest in handling the files.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

OMG Mike Lawler is copying Trump.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump says he doesn’t want immigrants from Norway because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize.

“Norway sucks. Norway has become a shithouse country.”

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Nicki Minaj:

“We want our children to grow up in a place where we can be proud of. We don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: Brazil’s President Lula da Silva wins reelection, defeating Trump ally Flávio Bolsonaro

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Brandon Herrera Told Girlfriend to “Shut the F-ck Up” For Interrupting His TV Watching

The Texas GOP candidate’s comment adds to his record of crude remarks about women and mothers.

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[Acyn @Acyn]

Sanders: Trump’s racism is not new. Fifteen years ago, he came up with this lie that Obama was not born in America…

Much of this campaign in Michigan right now is based on racist attacks against Abdul El-Sayed. The reason that they are using Islamophobia against Abdul is because they have nothing to say about the real issues facing working people.

Mr. President, instead of slandering Abdul and his family, what are you going to do about the health care crisis in America? What are you going to do about the housing crisis? What are you going to do about income and wealth inequality?

These guys have nothing to say about the real issues impacting working families, and all they can do is foment hatred and divisiveness.

[Acyn @Acyn]

EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet. He just seems to have trouble pronouncing it when it's my name. 

I don't care how he pronounces my name. I don't even care that he remembers my whole name. Because he can just go on and call me senator after November.

[Acyn @Acyn]

El-Sayed: This is like the 3rd campaign stop where Donald Trump can't help but mention somebody's ass. When I get to DC, I'm just gonna make sure that I never let him see mine…