All the News That’s Fit to Slant

Compared to the fate that Trump and every MAGA moron deserves, Ramsay Bolton’s was exceedingly merciful.

[stef 🫴 @stefaesthesia]

@EastEndJoe He would definitely be dumb enough to take his helmet off

[silent87 @SilentService87]

@EastEndJoe i would too. he would immediately die lack of oxygen. worldcwould celebrate

[All the News That’s Fit to Slant @slansky]

@EastEndJoe So would I. He’d be dead from lack of oxygen, cretin.

[All the News That’s Fit to Slant @slansky]

So would I. He’d be dead from lack of oxygen.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

I’d like to see our President stand on the moon and have this picture taken.
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[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JACOBS: I have one last question for you. Who won the 2020 presidential election?

MARCO RUBIO: I'm not here to answer about 2020

JACOBS: It seems like you have an issue admitting facts, just like you couldn't admit the shoes the president bought you were too big

RUBIO: The florsheims fit fine

[Adam Klasfeld @KlasfeldReports]

Scott Pelley charged that CBS management demanded the insertion of “falsehoods and bias” in news coverage.

Bari Weiss’s memo justifying delaying the CECOT segment late last year shows that was demonstrably true then — and more accusations are piling up. https://t.co/cOt4l0XE6r

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

It seems there is an entirely different set of rules for Republicans and Democrats.

[All the News That’s Fit to Slant @slansky]

I apologize for not having paid enough attention to this woman to appreciate how despicable she is.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Angie Craig demolishes Ag Secretary Brooke Rollins: "Joe Biden is no longer the president. Mr. Trump is. Your party controls Congress. You own these numbers at this point. I'm sick of hearing you blame an administration from a year and half ago. You own every single bit of this."

[Vote4partynotdancingondeadvetsgravesforcampaignads @BidensBDE]

We have reached the phase where him popping up once a week or so… sounding like dog shit with puffy eyes shaken horse voice… trying to cover his rotting hand. As he says crazy shit only old people with real dementia say. And he can’t stand he has to be behind a desk…..

[Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen]

A+ questioning by @tedlieu. Pivot-to-video perfection.

[All the News That’s Fit to Slant @slansky]

@harryjsisson And the others just stood there in disgusting silence, right?

[All the News That’s Fit to Slant @slansky]

@GovPressOffice Compared to the fate this filth deserves, Ramsay Bolton’s was exceedingly merciful.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

He’s really focused on the issues that matter 🥰

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

oh my goodness -- Ted Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange happened:

RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep

LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress

*plays another video of Trump sleeping by Rubio*

[All the News That’s Fit to Slant @slansky]

@scarylawyerguy @atrupar The fucking WH Press Corpse. So far beneath contempt as to be looking up at the Mariana Trench.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

Some guy named Nick Bilton serving an audience of 1 (Bari) service an audience of 1 (Ellison) serving an audience of 1 (Trump). This is how oligarch-authoritarian takeover of media happens

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

A ringing endorsement

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Melanie Stansbury has won the Democratic primary for New Mexico’s 1st Congressional District.

She has been a leading voice in the effort to release the Epstein files.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Scott Pelley, longtime 60 Minutes correspondent, on being fired for opposing Bari Weiss's MAGA bias:

"New management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified... The leadership of 60 Minutes is no longer recognizable. The principles I hold dear are gone, and so I must leave as well."