juck e. jeez

not a furry, but an animal person • biophile • commie with a 9 to 5 • they/them if you must, but I really prefer you don’t refer to me at all!!!

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

*hooks thumbs under my big tiddies like a cowboy hooks his thumbs in his belt loops*

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

what if I used aquarium salt to season my pasta water

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

not a bitch alive can make me do 100% of my job today. Last day, baby, we’re doing 55% max

[Topher Florence @topherflorence]

guy from the year 10,000 adding lead and microplastics to his meals for an anthropocene diet because ancient humans built the bass pro shop pyramid and the lost city of miami

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

@chr0nicallycute We’re not sure yet, but doctors are saying it could be contagious!! 🤢😷

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

@juxtaposition_j But 🤬 he still hasn’t driven a box truck

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

@juxtaposition_j I got mine pre-panorama and he’s still technically got a young face, but it’s under Jim Henson-tier hair and beard so def looking older & less approachable. Doesn’t like his mom as much as he used to, but is that my influence, hers, or COVID, who can say

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

A lot of cishet people started saying “partner” in this context because queer folks advocated for that as a means of cover and protection and it’s finally been becoming mainstream over the last 5 years. It is not appropriation, for the love of god.

[French Canadian Montana @PeezyTX]

One of my conservative homies from back home started finally getting pussy for the first time in his life and now he’s posting anti-capitalist memes

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

@MittRomney @marx_knopfler Hey Mitt, when folks pay back those mortgages, student and car loans, credit card balances, who gets the money? Is it their immediate community and the folks who conduct business and society there? Or does it go directly to the corporate profits of firms you take donations from?

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

is Ben garrison coming out as a furry rn

[. @kimpossiblefact]

dont worry, he had a predictably normal response

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

@lizziekaniecki this is the spiders georg meme obv but it’s me, I’m Gigi and I craft and fix enough to drag the queer fixit average way up

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

@lizziekaniecki stereotype actually just statistical error. Average lesbian is not handy or crafty. Spiders Gigi who lives in cave and fixes 10,000 broken things/day is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

One wild thing about the shooting in Brooklyn today is that train drivers helped folks get away, a victim called 911 when a cops’ radio didn’t work, and two doctors on the train helped with wounds until paramedics arrived. People helped each while cops let the shooter get away.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

The notion of regretting a gender transition sticks with cis people so hard because they're terrified of the body horror of being left with permanent physical changes--or, as most trans people know it, dysphoria

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. Today the New York Times responded to a mass subway shooting with a relentless string of copaganda. Let’s look closely at how the NYT used a crisis to boost police talking points and lies in some creative ways:

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

only price still the same is an ounce from my guy
my real neighborhood hero

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

@davidaxelrod ya know this is like that saying, the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now?? This is just like that. Take the opportunity to help, now.

[juck e. jeez @slapperofasses]

lol neither I nor the experienced rescuers I’m talking to can figure out the sex of my baby bird 😂🕊