Sam (is writing)

Writing stories about fantasy, love, and overcoming all odds. cocreator of @uriandthewolf (she/her, 29)

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

My (24M) childhood crush and also archenemy (28M) killed my father and ate his heart in front of me. Now he's taken me captive without knowing who I am. I want to exact revenge for my father, the king, but I still sort of like him? Advice?

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

I love how one second everyone was all "Kill the weather rat! 40% accuracy! Cancel groundhog day!" and then there was no shadow, and now it's all "thank u Punxsutawney phil 🥺👉👈❤️🥺❤️"

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

Idk if it's safe to stay at my house tonight. Never experienced anything like this in my life

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

I'm legit so scared rn and idk what to do or how to handle it

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

This is the biggest Uri vibe I've ever seen

[H.A. @dirtcup_art]

ok this is colored. finally. insane that this is done actually did not think id do it

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

Galoot in question, higher than clouds in the sky ☁️☁️

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

Bfs dog ate three entire dark chocolate edibles yesterday, threw up in the yard, and passed out in his own vom. Reminds me of my 20s 🥹

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

Also yes we took him to the vet and he's FINE do not come for me

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

@francisnoir_ Me too, but my god was he higher than I've ever seen anyone in my life, bro was straight vibing

[Uri & the Wolf @uriandthewolf]

We love and respect Barbie in this house

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

@sethpuertoluna Same tho

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

Friendly reminder to grab a bunch of shit from your yard and eat it! Here's some dandelion flowers and greens, henbit, deadnettle, and garlic mustard blooms tossed into my bagged salad. It was fresh, peppery, and delicious 🤤

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

The soundtrack for Beef is amazing

[Drew Hytt @drewhytt]

I re-edited the Barbie Trailer with Aquas "Barbie Girl" the way it should have always been.

#BarbieMovie #BarbieTheMovie #aqua #MargotRobbie #GretaGerwig #RyanGosling

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

And when you feel like everyone hates everyone, go outside.

[✨ Jean Yang ✨ @jeanqasaur]

From a friend: "I think you've been memed."

(by @redgoldsparks on IG)

[Tim van Helsdingen @TvanHelsdingen]

It’s that time of year again to remind all of you to cancel your adobe subscription, tick the “too expensive” box and get a 50% discount for the entire year. Been doing this every year for a long time and works every time.

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

Taking a career quiz bc this fucking place makes me want to kms and I literally broke it. 404 error, looks like you're not cut out for this whole "work" thing, Sam!

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

Oh HELL yeah Tim Blake Nelson in the new #PokerFace

[Sam (is writing) @slarrowsmith]

I made a bastardized Greek pizza completely from scratch tonight and I just want to show it off

[Nicole Rifkin🫠 @nicole_rifkin]

For reference, I get paid between $1500-7500 for magazine covers. You need to ask for more, don’t take €150. It is so much work and you are worth more. Ari is right.