Martyn

Sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.

[Martyn @Slartybart42]

https://t.co/9HJPfjRn1j

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...

[Helen Day @LBFlyawayhome]

What a cover!
I mean, how could a child pick up this book and not want to read it?

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

You know what Burnham and Markerfield proves?

This is a good country. Full of good people. This app is false. It’s a meeting point for wankers who share racist and xenophobic ideas.

You lot crack on, best of luck. England is REAL offline. That’s the best England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🩵🫱🏾‍🫲🏻🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

[Martyn @Slartybart42]

#withernsea

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

If you'd consumed any news about the Makerfield by-election, you'd have been given the impression it was close.

It was not.

If you add Reform, Restore and Tory votes together, Labour still beat them by 5,000 votes.

Labour: 24,937
Reform UK: 15,696
Restore: 3,111
Conservative: 997
Green: 308
Lib Dem: 163

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

This actually aged pretty well.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

The Proclaimers, “500 miles” belted out by Scottish football fans at Fenway Park, home of the Boston Red Sox.

If you mix American Baseball with the Tartan Army and The Proclaimers, this is what you get. Surreal but absolutely glorious.
⚾️🇺🇸⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♥️

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

In Samuel L Jackson's voice "Lets tax these motherfucking trillionaires."

[Osasu Obayiuwana @osasuo]

Any journo buying food at the @MetLifeStadium, during this @FIFAWorldCup, should be ready to be taken for a mug. @EddyDove of @ESPNAfrica just went to get a meal. I’ll leave him to tell you how much he paid for it…

[Dmdav @Dmdav1]

Here’s an idea, cut MPs expenses (£242.6 million) , freeze their pay, stop catering/alcohol being subsidised (£7 million to £8 )million, House of Lords catering (£3 million) stop daily rate (£23 m total costs £143 mill)
Because difficult choices have to be made to pay 4 defence

[Pat Thomas @PatThomas1964]

David Hockney died today
just saw this billboard

[Joseph Wells @JosephW56436640]

Don't believe everything you read on right-wing medias, in papers and more. The shirt Hannah Spencer wore at PMQ's is a 15 year old charity shop find, not a £2,000 Gucci purchase like many would want you to believe! 🤥

Why would people spread misinformation about Hannah? Hmm?

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Don't know if this is common knowledge, but the BBC has produced a spoiler-free link to watch World Cup match highlights without knowing the score.

Simply go here:

https://t.co/dg52CjYbN8

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

You voted against scrapping zero hour contracts.

You voted against banning fire and rehire.

You voted against day one sick pay for workers.

You said the minimum wage was too high for young people.

Reform politicians openly say they don't like trade unions.

You will always put the interests of your offshore crypto billionaire donors ahead of workers.

[James Mellor @JamesDFMellor]

Pleased to have a cartoon in the latest Private Eye. Here's one of mine from a previous issue.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Never forget.

[SILVER @Read_Meee]

Fucking NHS. I woke up this morning with some trouble in my eye. Called the optician. Had tests. Sent straight to hospital with a torn retina.

They insisted on giving me laser surgery there and then to fix it. Didn't want any money for the job. Now I'm home again.

How inconsiderate. Joking aside. Remember there are people out there who want to dismantle the NHS.

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

When a picture is worth a thousand words.

Trump in Napoli.