Not_Really_Slartybartfarst

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

Can you believe the BBC actually read this text out on air 🙈

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@_Farmergeddon Felt like I’d been beaten with a bat the following day 😂

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@RedWhite47vvz @JustADayZPlayer @NatWest_Help Sorry, correction needed. Business has been sold to Coventry Building Society now. Hopefully migrated onto their IT infrastructure 🤞

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@RedWhite47vvz @JustADayZPlayer @NatWest_Help Same company 🤷‍♂️ Shows a total lack of any kind of safe guards around cyber security. If you want to trust a company that allowed that to happen then go ahead. I wouldn’t touch them with a shitty stick.

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@JustADayZPlayer @RedWhite47vvz @NatWest_Help No it isn’t. The co-op was hacked last year costing it over £200 million and around 6.5 million customer details were stolen 🤦‍♂️ Inexcusable 😤

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@EskimoStealth @andrewlawrence Just come to show that you can polish a turd if you spend enough money promoting it 🤷‍♂️

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@andrewlawrence He’s done such a great job his own party stabbed him in the back 😂 What a wazzock 🤦‍♂️

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@GallyG5311 @oufeh It’s all in the lactate gels 😂

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@ImabirdHello @hereb4theend @historyinmemes He tried treating it by eating only apples 🤦‍♂️ Looney 🤪

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@little_mlittle @80s_Kidz @80sThen80sNow @DPS1369 @OldSchoolRS @Oldtimers365 @IL0VEthe80s @80s_channel @Ilovenostalgia Loved racing in the 80s. I used to have a Mini GT. This is me in my first ever race when I was 6 years old. 724 on my plate.

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@little_mlittle @DPS1369 @Sumskillz @80sThen80sNow @usabmx @Mongoose @80s_Kidz Now that’s pure filth 😍 If I had the money I’d pay for it importing to UK 👌

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@NoFarmsNoFoods I guarantee that it will look nothing like that picture. There will be no greenery just bland concrete/brick/stone/tarmac 🤦‍♂️

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@GrumpyUK @celtic_jaime It was my dads beat back when police walked everywhere. He had some tasty stories about what went on there 😂

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@GrumpyUK @celtic_jaime Shite hole then. Shite hole now and always will be in the future 🤦‍♂️ They tried polishing the turd a few years ago and failed miserably 🫣

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@GenXBikes Always had Shimano myself, but once was on friends bike with the bear trap pedals. Just as ouchy 😭

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@GenXBikes That is sweet 👌 I had a mini GT back in the day to race on. My parents chucked it out while I was school one day as I’d out grown it 🤦‍♂️

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@Domen128 @giroditalia I suspect given the remaining stages and the list of injured riders already they are just playing it safe. Get ready to support Pog in July

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@Domen128 @giroditalia He had a crash in between sign on and start apparently. I suspect he’s been withdrawn to save him for The Tour. He’s had a great Giro 👌

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

Common sense but the powers that be have managed to convince the “yuff” that it’s the Boomer generation responsible for their woes 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Classic deflection 😡

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Disgusting betrayal.

[Not_Really_Slartybartfarst @slartybartfarst]

@jotechltd That is absolutely mint 😍 I rode a mini GT back in the day in the UK racing scene (I was 6/7.) The Hutch you have is also very nice too 👌