Scott Andrew Carter

friend, funnyman, fweb developer

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@mercilessplot There’s a train stop in Markham or somewhere like that called Old Cummer. I think about that a lot.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@nhl could you please review Necas’s goal today and determine that it was tipped by Svechnikov. This would overturn my fantasy hockey loss this week. I will send you $9 if you do this. Thank you NHL.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@MeletianFalcon I have a pinball machine in my living room ;)

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@MitchLBrown Man I hope they give him a hart trophy for that. I’d win $1000 if he did.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@chrislockeworld I’m a pretty big fan of Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said by Philip K Dick.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@BattleCOMtv I have a gom jabbar at home. His name is Mao and he causes lots of pain.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@chrislockeworld I always enjoyed the Bird with the Crystal Plumage a lot. Blood and Black Lace and Don't Torture a Duckling are also dope.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@MeletianFalcon Discovery isn’t bad if you pretend it’s not Star Trek. But otherwise yeah they’re horseshit as actual Star Trek shows.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@SeattleKraken is there any way to get Dr. Frasier Crane to announce your expansion draft picks? He’s very well respected.

[NBA Top Shot @NBATopShot]

Survive and advance in the #NBAPlayoffs 🙌🏼

#BleedGreen or #DCAboveAll ? 🍿

Check out their best highlights from the season series (via @NBA) ⬇️
https://t.co/7O6UMvqQQQ

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

Just watching people blow shit up.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@BattleCOMtv The perfect amount of viewers! Have a happy new year!!!

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

I hope to die by being the guy who’s fighting on the top of a train and I knock the person over and right when I’m gonna finish the fight, I hit a hit a tunnel. That’d be cool.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

I don’t know why losing Alex Trebek feels like a friend died, but it really does. I’ll miss everything he brought to the world.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

@thatjenster @junocollege Congratulations! Your new employer got a heck of a coder!

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

Oh buddy great idea. It’s better than the idea I had of a podcast called Pinch Me where it was done from the perspective of my pinched sciatic nerve and my herniated L2 disk.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

If you can’t reproduce the sound it’s a fart, that’s science.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

I’m mostly known as the guy who feeds squirrels in the park singing “Squirrel you’ll be a woman soon”.

[Scott Andrew Carter @SlashMcDeadly]

Every time Biden chuckles when Trump talks should be closed captioned, “shut up you fucking idiot”.

[David Acer @David_Acer]

Not sure if this would be the best time or the worst time to open a neighbourhood auto-repair shop called Community Transmission.