April 1st Real Talk: I miss the good old days of practical jokes when you could drop a piano on someone from two stories up then they walked away with zig-zaggy legs making accordion sounds.
I don't follow football but as I understand it, just for making it to the Super Bowl, both the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks are guaranteed at least a silver medal?
I didn't say this to the person I just saw at the grocery store but I think if you're reading the ingredients on a box of Cocoa Pebbles they're not for you.