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Only A Fool Would Say That

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We're calling it "shrimp my ride" and it's when we make your car as small as possible, just really fuckin tiny.. you're barely even gonna fit into this thing when we're done with it man

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@vysaviel @agitslop_ Personally I’m putting The Master above TWBB on a list like this

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@Storage_Venture @MatrixDenier613 That’s a punishment for assuming cops have at least half a brain

[Katie Stebbins @_katiestebbins_]

this elliot gould laugh is so fucking funny. i have watched it a dozen times the last couple of days. it's giving "topo gigio!" (if you know you know). from busting (1974, hyams)

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏

Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. And always grateful for the support. Link below 👇

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@insufficentfund Excellent piece, really enjoyed it
One trivial note; the line is “A corporate bred, asshole, philistine culture who’s only goal is to perfect the science of advertising,” not publicity

[v.g @insufficentfund]

I wrote a piece on One Battle After Another for my substack, some notes on the film which may read more sour than intended considering my love for it. Go check it out
https://t.co/3eROghXJSb

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@mscottdongh_ @xwanyex @grok Think even a simpleton like you could’ve cracked this one with about 5 seconds of thinking

[Brett @BrettRedacted]

David Cronenberg’s VIDEODROME is the most prescient movie of all time

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

It’s time to lock in this winter. Gym twice a week for 45 min. Sleep until 10am out of bed at noon. Put off your laundry as long as humanly possible. Drink every day

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We hate that stuff that you love

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1. Bad Sneakers
2. Caves of Altamira
3. Aja
4. Gaucho
5. Deacon Blues

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@JasonPremoMFG Now that’s funny!

[Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod]

the word "chryskylodon" summons the vision not of a golden fang but a colossal, dinosaur-sized version of american sniper chris kyle.

[NEON @neonrated]

17 years ago today, Nirvanna the Band returned to where it all began.

Set your clocks to 10.1.25.

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Very fun to scroll thru the half-star reviews of OBAA on letterboxd and click on the accounts to see that Cars 2 or Forest Gump or Jojo Rabbit is in their top 4

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@smokemedicinal Central Coast (vandenberg space force base) area code 🧐👁️

[Len @weedatman]

deleted my art acc months ago but here's an older tribute piece I did for Vineland/One Battle After Another

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The thing about ranking PTA movies is that whichever one you rank the lowest is probably the one you’ve seen the fewest times