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Parody & Canon Divergent
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Written by ѕzαη

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 ,

𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 . . .

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

‘ hey bitches ~ ‘

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

RAHHHHH MASS MURDERRR RAHHHHHHGGG ‼️‼️‼️ KILL ‼️‼️ EXTERMINATION ‼️‼️ GENOCIDE ‼️‼️ RAHHHHHHHGG ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

He bottoms first but he’ll get to top eventually

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

sometimes terrifying monsters are hot and that’s okay

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

okay that’s it .

whip it out , chainsaw
man . we’re measuring
dicks — -

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

And I-

Have a sexier human body.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

hey ! i don’t NEED a
little laurie doll ! not
anymore . i have a
sexy human body .

dick !

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

At least I could pull a Barbie. You can't even get a Little Laurie doll.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

. . . uh huh . sure they would .
i love your positivity !

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

And the barbies would thank me for it.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

if you were a puppet
all you’d do all day is
rub fronts with barbies

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

You know, if I was really a puppet. I think I'd be more incredibly handsome than you.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

disgusting .

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

In my sexy era. (It lasts forever.)

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

@doxicslunar //i’ve been doin it a while and gotten no backlash so 🤷

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

@happyhour_247 staring blankly .

‘ s u u u r e . old age . uh huh . ‘

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

me when chet

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

oh, he is dead... nice.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

@happyhour_247 not you

the old one .

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

@ amanda’s ass
( i’m sorry for what i said )

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

YOU ARE GIGANTIC DEAR JESUS ‼️

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

I HAVE AN ASS WHEN
IM A HUMAN MAN !

[TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF ! @happyhour_247]

Your non existence ass

[TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF ! @happyhour_247]

*strangles him*

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

oh i think your ass is big .
look at me , i’m either a
one foot tall puppet or a
beanpole man . your ass
is incredible .

but my grandma told me
not to give women solutions
when they’re frustrated . . .

[✮ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ✮ @MANDAFISHR]

😒 You’re supposed to say…

“Oh Mandy. You don’t need a bigger ass. Your ass is fine~”

Some friend you are……

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

if i stay in human form
the whole time will
someone take me to
a titty bar ?

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

you could talk to
my grandpa .

he gave me a whole
human body and all
i had to do was . . .

uh . ask nicely . . .

[✮ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ✮ @MANDAFISHR]

Totally willing to join a cult for a BBL. I got no ass.