Michael Slater

creative director | videographer | thrifter @slaterthrifts

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

this pretty much sums up Fort Worth trying to figure out their claim to fame

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

Taco air is heavy

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

clutch cream run bro

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

i’m gonna make you the seventh Mrs. Rosenblatt

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

Dear Future Mike,

As great an idea as it my seem at the time, do not purchase and consume gas station elotes at 11:15 AM. Your aging, Caucasian bowels are ill-prepared for the journey on which they will embark throughout the several subsequent hours.

Sincerely,
Past Mike

[Jefferson Waful @jeffersonwaful]

@THR Editors didn't make the cut even though they literally make the cut 🤦‍♂️

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

@WTAJnews Nightbirde, not Nightbirdie 😒

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

.@DUALIPA shows off her interview skills and asks Stephen about his faith and his comedy. #LSSC

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

@donnadoutsk have a blessed birthday Donna ♥️

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

fb is down. this is your opportunity to convince your uncle to get vaccinated.

[Abraham Piper @abrahampiper]

Today I was alerted by my 11-year-old to the fact that “it feels like a donut morning.” And midday yesterday he asked, “Doesn’t it seem like a BBQ-for-lunch kind of day?”

Moods as foods. Relatable.

Sadly for him, my mood is whatever-you-find-in-the-kitchen.

[Drew @drewdyck]

I’m glad it’s not 2003 because we’d already have ten Christian books on “The Gospel According to Ted Lasso.”

[Shannon Dingle, M.A.Ed. @ShannonDingle]

I keep reading that Simone Biles didn’t have a physical injury but a mental issue.

💥📢📣
Hear this:
HER MIND IS PART OF HER PHYSICAL BODY.
💥📢📣

Stop pretending that isn’t true.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yeah

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

I’m an enneagram 4 and that’s why I don’t think I have the time for that one

[Irreverent Reverend ✊🏼🙏🏼 @TheAmberPicota]

I’m an enneagram [number] & that’s why I [predictive text].

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

@HeyItsHollis @trishapaytas 🤣🤣🤣

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

@trishapaytas 🥲

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

@trishapaytas Trish you’re going in circles dude. Just call it a night!

[Michael Slater @slaterbass]

@ash_lyn27 @trishapaytas https://t.co/Dlhq8xfVJa