Slater Johnson

the fresh prince of bemidji mn

[Slater Johnson @SlaterJohnson1]

What kind of person $215 of damage at your house says they are gonna pay you back then skips town? #pussy #pieceofshit

[Torri Jean @torrishay]

"Look at his face. I feel like I'm getting molested." - @kimmy_seabs

[Slater Johnson @SlaterJohnson1]

@TylerMichienzi this is me hooping https://t.co/kSNRBT6gIz

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, can't agree with Drouin here. If you hold out you gotta go strong. I held out for 2 years in peewees cause I didn't wanna wear a cage

[Slater Johnson @SlaterJohnson1]

Life's a bitch then you marry one

[Slater Johnson @SlaterJohnson1]

You beg for a 2nd chance then you do the same thing?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, when I win the powerball I'm gonna buy the leafs and rename them the Toronto Ding Dongs and then sign all the coke heads

[Slater Johnson @SlaterJohnson1]

How @IBless_ picks up girls on tinder😂😂😂 https://t.co/hfygTNpsgP

[JM @HockeyJacob]

Best pickup line : I play Hockey 🏒

[Slater Johnson @SlaterJohnson1]

Hat trick parise!!!💪👌👍💣⚡🚨🚨🚨

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, 2015 sucked. Chew more chew, blow up more mailboxes, bang more fat chicks, eat more processed food #2016

[Slater Johnson @SlaterJohnson1]

Going into 2016 the same way I've been all of 2015 "lit"

[Slater Johnson @SlaterJohnson1]

"If all I got is your hand in my hand, baby I would die a happy man."