Guy Banister P.I.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Rate my WFH setup

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

remember when everyone was like “we cant raise minimum wage because inflation” and now the price of everything doubles every two years and minimum wage is still $7

[Guy Banister P.I. @slatersbarro]

@TyBarbo He isn’t being taxed enough 🤷‍♂️

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Yeah it says we’re doing something right

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Police in Wisconsin used Flock to track a man who traveled to Michigan, where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisc., where it is illegal

They then used his travel as part of the probable cause justification to search his car for weed and he was arrested https://t.co/RYD9y6rp7h

[Wisconsin Homer @wisconsintakes]

Minnesotans are what Texans think they are.

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

JUST IN: U.S. wages and salaries fall to 43% of gross domestic income, near the lowest share since records began in 1929.

[Jason Leopold @JasonLeopold]

The report also says Wyden was interviewed about his investigation in March by then-60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi for a segment the news program was reporting about Wall Street banks’ and the US Virgin Islands government’s relationship with Epstein. Two months later, CBS News fired Alfonsi after she publicly criticized CBS News leadership and editor-in-chief Bari Weiss’s editorial decisions involving a different segment she reported. Neither the Wyden interview nor the broader Epstein story has aired.

[Guy Banister P.I. @slatersbarro]

He is standing behind you to push you off the damn cliff!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Max Miller: Speaker Mike Johnson is standing behind me. No one has told me to get off the ballot.

[Rain @AmaznonianRain]

An audience member

[Guy Banister P.I. @slatersbarro]

@VivaLaStool @BFWshow @BFW @Blutman27 @barstoolsports Heyyy @BFW can you wish my sister Candace happy birthday??

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is what calypso was feeding Odysseus

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

"The fact that others are cowardly doesn’t make what I do brave." Great evergreen quote and mantra I think we could all stand to internalize

[Jesse Livermore @Jesse_Livermore]

Hard to even process -- a president selling market-moving information to banks and wealthy investors in advance of everyone else, and personally pocketing hundreds of millions of dollars from it. This alone is more worthy of impeachment than 100 Watergate cover-ups.

[Philly Sports Truther @PSportsTruther]

Remember when Schefter didn’t report anything about Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Todd Blanche quite obviously lied to the Senate Judiciary Committee when he told them this was dead. It was never dead. It was just on hold until he was confirmed.

[Perpetual Situation Monitor @LiberalHegemony]

Good hear this all from his perspective without all the bullshit.

[Gregg Nunziata @greggnunziata]

The president gave a no bid contact to his buddy, who screwed up the job, so he tried to put people in jail to distract from that, with the eager assistance of Todd Blanche and a thoroughly corrupt DOJ

[Dr. Dave Genyáhdë:h 🏳️‍🌈🪶 @DaveAshelman]

I did a whole research project on this in grad school. Companies reap over $300 BILLION a year in free labor from customers using self-checkouts. If they’re not going to pay customers, they can shave some price.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

LMAOOO