sam maher

mother of 4.Attends work 4money, attends home to skivvy. Highly qualified in toilet cleaning and cab duties.Accepts lottery wins and travel invites.

[sam maher @slave2five]

@GBNEWS I might be late for work that year then.

[sam maher @slave2five]

Hello @Tesco. One of your vans has just caused damage to our property and I need to obtain an email contact. Your chatbot is not allowing progress. Please note this is my personal account hence I need the email for business correspondence.

[Keith Campion @keith_campion]

An introvert’s worst training day nightmare:

‘Let’s do a fun ice-breaker’
‘Let’s explore that through role-play’
‘Let’s introduce ourselves to the room’
‘I need someone to come to the front…’

Any others?? 😌

[sam maher @slave2five]

@caninezspam Yoda

[sam maher @slave2five]

Sadly I have got used to companies ripping us off with contract mid-term price increases, but near 9%? That’s just greed @VirginMediaCorp @MSE_Deals

[sam maher @slave2five]

Waited all week for #silentwitness to find out stupid football buggered it up😭😭😭 at least I’m not as mad as first thought 🤣🙄😬

[sam maher @slave2five]

So much respect for the survivors, but especially drawn to my namesake. I’m ashamed of my childhood perception of him #thereckoning

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

[sam maher @slave2five]

@DartCharge trying to pay for Friday and today crossings and still no joy. I am giving too much of my life to this process!!

[sam maher @slave2five]

@NoContextBrits Turd.

[sam maher @slave2five]

Not gonna lie. Bank hols are out of date-society has changed.Hurrah if u get them,if u have to work it’s isolating whilst all others play.if u get lieu days,no good as no1 else off then!Perhaps there can be better way with our 24/7 culture that includes everyone🤷🏻‍♀️#bankholiday

[sam maher @slave2five]

Would make my day if he got up and sang thriller #Coronation

[sam maher @slave2five]

Guessing I need to send a group WhatsApp to the other members of my household should their be matters of national doom 🙄#emergencyalert

[sam maher @slave2five]

Pure joy ❤️

[sam maher @slave2five]

Yes I stopped 3 times walking down the road to find it!!!! #cat @CapitalLondon

[Paul Stanworth @paulstanworth]

If you’re going to work thinking you’ve got a busy week… At least you haven’t got to find organised crime gangster Darius Knezevic, get triple murderer Tommy Lee Royce back behind bars and solve the murder of Joanna Hepworth before you retire on THURSDAY #HappyValley

[sam maher @slave2five]

Your app showed correct address but wrong last letter postcode.she attempt phone driver as well as live chat but answerphone/ignored.daughter (a minor) now 13 quid out of pocket. Have evidence of calls but ignored by chat help as’ followed protocol’. What,theft? #deliveroo

[sam maher @slave2five]

Hello @DeliverooHelp I have just found out that my 14yo daughter placed an order this morning that didn’t arrive. Nearly 15 pounds of her money. Please can she have a refund?

[sam maher @slave2five]

All ready and waiting! Girls soooo excited and Lucie’s birthday today so please wave!!!! 108R #CapitalJBB

[HM Coastguard @HMCoastguard]

When it comes to water safety, being prepared can mean the difference between life and death.

⚠️Remember... Fight your instincts to panic and 'Float to Live'.

Trouble at the coast? Call 999 and ask for the Coastguard

#30Days30WaysUK #BePreparedNI #999Coastguard #FloatToLive