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[A 🦇 @slayaleya]

Every first date with me is you pay for my drinks and I make you watch an obscure movie and yell at you if you don’t pay attention

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically

[e2 cyrene @dannifersbody]

No one in nyc walks fast anymore FUCK

[A 🦇 @slayaleya]

I sometimes have a strong urge to grab a man by his hair and kiss him real good then beat him up a little.

[A 🦇 @slayaleya]

I love how pathetic he is

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

I wanna post on my ig story but I owe the whole United States a text back like bruh I’m sorry I’m only one girl

[xan @lilxan1k]

im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a loving father to his cat

[Niscole @ssfnick]

as vezes um homem te olhando com cara de coitado é janta

[Behr #1 Hedorah Fan @behrcalledbehr]

if donald trump dies within the next 48 hours I will post full dick and balls

[cherry🍒 @orbitsartdollz]

i think about this tweet so often

[A 🦇 @slayaleya]

I’d love Lestat for ever Louis was taking my dearest for granted

[A 🦇 @slayaleya]

I wanna dislocate my jaw and but his whole bicep in my arm

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

I've lost years of my life to two-factor authentification

[evil elly @laffodiI]

I am spiteful and mean in a way that is beautiful and pure

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

i’m embracing being a sexy horrible evil avoidant woman

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i'm gonna put on a slight accent when i tell you this

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

girl who wants a roster but only goes to gay guy parties