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screaming into the void. @battleborn forever

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@prettyflockania Nurse at the hospital: what can we help you with today?

Me: my ass stank through my jeans

Nurse: that’s…that’s not what hospitals are for…

Nicollo waiting outside:

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

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@geoffkeighley @Battleborn @GearboxOfficial @please

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@atrupar And most importantly, this goes to my boy De’Aaron Fox.

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@GOP__Ls Greg Abbott when it’s time to do the right thing:

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@GOP__Ls Greg Abbott when it’s time to do the right thing:

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adding this to the running carter bryant lookalike list

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

was hungry but this cookie has a glimmer in its eyes i can’t bring myself to devour

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@WorldWideWob Chet with game 7 on the line:

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@WorldWideWob Chet with game 7 on the line:

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Lfg spurs.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress.
You will see things that others do not.

You'll feel crazy.

Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

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Spurs players trying to stay healthy in game 2.

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

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@RealTruggler when you’re sneaking to the fridge at 2 am and step on your dog’s chew toys

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@TheNBACentel @Mavs_FFL Megan up at 24