slaybia

i should not have internet access (parentheses king)

[slaybia @slaybia2]

are blimps real, does anyone have proof

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you live in a state of denial
i live in margaritaville

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I can’t wait for a m*n to explain to me why everyone’s being so mean to the Cowboys right now

[slaybia @slaybia2]

is this a joke? i openly love and admit to lying? i feel like i have fallen from grace.

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i blame my lack of tweeting on my person lack of viewing nathan fielder content

[slaybia @slaybia2]

in any situation, there is always a conveyer belt

[slaybia @slaybia2]

good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to roku city.

[slaybia @slaybia2]

just opened an envelope with a letter opener, i’m better than you

[slaybia @slaybia2]

i’m just a cog in the cupid shuffle machine

[slaybia @slaybia2]

i start every morning by watching the pop star music video

[slaybia @slaybia2]

in a world where you can be anything, be delusional :D

[slaybia @slaybia2]

who wants to hit the nae nae at the clerb with me

[slaybia @slaybia2]

do you think hockey has to be so violent to maKe up for the fact that ice skating is inherently gay?

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i have two sides. i dilly and i dally.

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dick had led me places i wouldn’t even go with a gun

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sorry for being so funny and sexy i don’t know what’s wrong with me

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i’m back i think

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happy new years idiot hookers

[slaybia @slaybia2]

are you shitting my dick

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i ❤️ waifus