fay

[Charlie Puth @charlieputh]

Love you

[fay @slayfaybae]

the kids are NOT ALRIGHT

[fay @slayfaybae]

nothing makes me feel more powerful as a women than watching teenage white bois clean my nasty car @AutobellCarWash

[fay @slayfaybae]

my drugs of choice include....

-your brother’s bong
-a grilled cheese
-Jason Derulo’s blue album

....this also happens to be how I lost my virginity

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright it's international giveaway time - Looking to make someone's quarantine time a little more fun!

Giving away this customized SNES Edition Nintendo Switch

Just RETWEET to enter and I'll pick a random winner in 24 hours.

Shoutout to @ColorWare for making this possible!

[fay @slayfaybae]

and my grammy goes to.....

Album:
Thank U, Next - @ArianaGrande
Record:
Old Town Road - @LilNasX
Song:
Bad Guy - @billieeilish
New Artist:
@lizzo

tell me i’m wrong #grammyisoverparty

[fay @slayfaybae]

i’m home sick. i miss new york.

[fay @slayfaybae]

my toxic trait is the inability to hold still while the pedicurist is exfoliating my feet #shittickles

[fay @slayfaybae]

let’s all agree she should just start playing the whole fucking cast

[uhliv! @djkhaliv]

had to write a play for my theater class so naturally i wrote it about getting trapped in a laundromat with shawn mendes but he wouldn’t stop asking to hit my juul so i found a time machine in one of the washers and went back 6 yrs and cancelled his career — here’s the ending!

[fay @slayfaybae]

@djkhaliv bro i’m your alien 👽👩🏼

[fay @slayfaybae]

why tf do girls take so long to pee?? i take 30 sec max, just club bathroom line thoughts

[fay @slayfaybae]

@djkhaliv come back to work, i have attention and no one to give it to

[fay @slayfaybae]

During my shift working entry access @LiveAtFirefly a random guy scanning in asked me how a was doing. I replied “hungry” and couple hours later he came back and gave me Island Noodles! Thank you Cooper for making my day! #fireflyfestival #islandnoodles

[fay @slayfaybae]

@m4rjar the moon loves you🌚

[fay @slayfaybae]

@amfam
Please don’t take away our Miller Park. Don’t take away our city’s history and pride. Milwaukee never did anything to you to deserve this. The best way to enjoy baseball is with a nice miller lite not some stupid insurance.

[IKE Brewers Podcast @IKE_Brewers]

Miller Park must remain Miller Park.

It’s a symbol of our great city.

We are the Brewers for a reason.

Retweet this if you agree.
#MillerParkForever🍻

[fay @slayfaybae]

nothing is more Christmas than the Sorcerer’s Stone am i right?

[fay @slayfaybae]

tbh if your not dorky, your not dating me.