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[clear @slayfullyclear]

thank goodness

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

this summer i’ve seen the most fat girls in bikinis that i’ve seen any summer previously. my agenda is spreading!! fat girl get in that bikini!!

[Mikael 👻 @BacardiCapital]

The only point in working is to buy material items for hot women

[clear @slayfullyclear]

breakup text

[ً @artfuIchaos]

submissive to her in the way a knight is submissive to the princess he's sworn to protect or the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for.

[A. @justbored142]

ngl i be doing the same shit men do but my heart is pure so it don’t count

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

my current romantic fantasy is someone else planning an entire day of fall activities and i'm day drunk the whole time

[The Principal’s Office @educator4ever36]

I dare say, except for the gun part, many elementary teachers have had students just like this. This boy NEVER belonged in a traditional school. He should’ve been in a psycho-educational specialized school. Everyone, but the teacher, messed up big time here.

[abet @abetblessings]

Mama's hooked on Mary Kay
Brother's hooked on Mary Jane
and Daddy's hooked on Mary two doors down

[The Principal’s Office @educator4ever36]

I’m just going to say it and bring on the haters: with the exception of highly specialized classes or special education, ELEMENTARY teaching is so much HARDER than secondary. And yes, I’ve taught on all three levels!

[HRJ @clownofuptown]

I know damn well he’d leave his french horn on the bus

[Certified gayBob @certifiedgay69]

sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

tits or ass? nah bro… her christmas spirit

[sea dog @sevenseasknight]

happy OCD awareness month :’)

[clear @slayfullyclear]

being single is all fun and games until you don’t have a boyfriend to tell you what you’re hungry for

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I was not beautiful when I needed to be beautiful #groceryshopping

[iris @sudokufan123]

why’d you leave after i pushed you away 18 times i was gonna stay for real on the 19th

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

Cuando dice "no te preocupes, yo lo resuelvo" y luego si resuelve:

[xoxo @dahsoftgirl]

when he worships you but is dominant at the same time? big fan

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

Genuinely the kind of things you catch yourself saying as an elementary school teacher

[ixyla @ixylac3]

@aabbyn_ No lol im lowkey a piece of shit

[katie @katefeetie]

you think you have a normal amount of stuff but then moving is like "you fool. you idiot. you absolute pile of ooze. you have so much fucking stuff."