not karla

lefse enthusiast | cuddle deprived for your freedom | WSU

[not karla @SLAYla_beth]

Never let this die

[not karla @SLAYla_beth]

@k_engstran Come to Louisiana

[not karla @SLAYla_beth]

@hannahmsherry not what I was expecting!! I prefer S.I.M.P. - squirrels in my pants instead, but I’m thankful for your research 🥴 I’ve been enlightened

[not karla @SLAYla_beth]

can someone please explain to me what “simp” means?? I just keep thinking of squirrels in my pants from phineas and ferb

[Olivia Herken @oherken]

My nephew’s preschool Zoom classes are more orderly than this.

[not karla @SLAYla_beth]

This is actually comical until you remember the real-world consequences

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

Where can I get a bumper sticker that says “Will you shut up, man?”

[TOGAR @paramountchief_]

A billionaire paid $750 in taxes 😂😂😂 but I’m supposed to be mad at someone that is unemployed getting $600 a week during a pandemic

[not karla @SLAYla_beth]

My classroom management brain is DYING listening to this debate - someone give the moderator some tickets or class dojo

[Danya @dxxnya]

“when did u get so political” man people are dying how are YOU not political

[Smash @Ashley_Tweetz]

Not a mask in sight and we are surprised La Crosse’s COVID rates are out of control? Like yes don’t even act/pretend you are trying 💕💕💕

[not karla @SLAYla_beth]

My family’s new cornhole rule:

Whenever it’s tied 20-20 everyone yells “screw 2020” and drinks.

I support it.

[Kris without a clever name @ParkListKris]

Republicans: Try to break into my house and you’ll be met with the end of a revolver.

Also republicans: Well, if Breanna Taylor’s boyfriend hadn’t shot at people breaking down the door it wouldn’t have been an issue.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

We all want to safely get our economy back on track. The easiest way to move toward that new normal is by wearing a mask. Slow the spread, help our economy, and save lives. #MaskUpMN

[Carliss Chatman @carlissc]

Whenever I hear that schools can’t force students to wear masks I remember that time I got sent to the principal’s office for a skirt that was shorter than my fingertips. I guess “indecent” or “distracting to boys” is more important than “slow the spread of a global pandemic.”

[not karla @SLAYla_beth]

Jacob > Edward (we all know it’s true)

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Billionaire won’t rest until all students get coronavirus.