Amanda Martinez

Karuk/Yurok. Part-time chemist. Full-time comedian. CA. #LakeShow #FTTB

[Amanda Martinez @slaymar11]

You have only 2 options after graduating high school in Humboldt County:

1. Go to college
2. Work at Coast Central

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Depending on the kinda day I had, that bitch best be scared of ME

[RR @views4rj]

Drop n give me 50!!!! Shit harder everyday I hear it

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

*That one girl at every Super Bowl Party this year*

“Im only watching this because Taylor swift is there”

[Amanda Martinez @slaymar11]

Instead of the Facebook page “are we dating the same guy” there should be an all native one called “are we dating the same cousin”

[Amanda Martinez @slaymar11]

Dan Campbell looks like an actual lion

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@views4rj Almost 2 months off homie!! Thanks

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I can’t believe I used to be addicted to a flavored flash drive 🤦🏽‍♀️

[John Chapman @JL_Chapman]

Jalen Hurts since he played the 49ers

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@views4rj @elonmusk 😂

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Woke up to the icon for the Twitter app looking like it was taken over by an evil villain….. @elonmusk

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Fundraiser by Amanda Martinez : Help lay our brother JesseRey Martinez to rest https://t.co/zUEh4QY2kw

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Why Ayesha and Steph look like siblings

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sNOw way

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@kibby_faith Gtfo 😂😂

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Million dollar idea: instead of feet pics, send puppy paw pics 🤯

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Rihanna

[ESPN @espn]

Three years ago today, the world lost Kobe and Gianna Bryant 🤍

[Amanda Martinez @slaymar11]

Bryan Koeburger is vegan but can slaughter 4 Idaho students. Makes sense…

[Amanda Martinez @slaymar11]

I’m in a really bad place right now. Mentally, I’m fine. I’m just in Euerka California.