slaymie

[slaymie @slaymie]

@Tom_Smyth_ These reference bagels are garbage

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

D.C. should be a state.

[slaymie @slaymie]

Cannot believe this app is still a thing

[Olivia Craighead @oliviacraighead]

fran lebowitz has had the kind of career that you just can’t have anymore: write two (kinda short) books about your gripes, spend the next 40 years absolutely vibing, show up at 92Y every once in a while to talk shit. a dream life!!

[Louise Bagshawe @LouiseMensch]

They permanently suspended @RealDonaldTrump. Finally. Wow.

[slaymie @slaymie]

@lisamariemims @LastThird @TaylorLorenz You did! You did! It’s @caseyspooner

[slaymie @slaymie]

NAILED IT!

[slaymie @slaymie]

@Veevers I love you more!

[slaymie @slaymie]

I voted for a president that will put a dog back in the White House

[slaymie @slaymie]

@kanyewest Aren’t you a billionaire?

[slaymie @slaymie]

@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump Cannot wait until the day you shut the fuck up

[slaymie @slaymie]

@JoeBiden Excellent trolling

[slaymie @slaymie]

I’ve been saying this for years

[Mona Eltahawy @monaeltahawy]

I promised you an essay on the homoeroticism of fascism and here it is https://t.co/dGvdzPaEGk

[slaymie @slaymie]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me:

[slaymie @slaymie]

What kind of whale is this?

[slaymie @slaymie]

It feels so nice to say hi so say hi and feel nice

[slaymie @slaymie]

In the future there will be flying cars

2017:

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

Donald Trump has been accused of rape, sexual assault, or sexual misconduct more than a dozen times. https://t.co/DhmEC06bE3

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Harvey Weinstein was fired. So what are we going to do about the sexual predator in the White House? Just keep letting him run the country?

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

After watching Fox News for 54 minutes, I'm convinced that Hillary Clinton is about to be impeached.