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frequent birthday party celebrater

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corolla coaster is officially gone :(

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me and who

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@billyreallyburn when do you come home?

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ever since i saw a rat outside, i’ve started uttering threats. this morning i was walking to the car and said “ill do animal testing, how do you feel about mascara bitches” (to the rats).came around the corner and a neighbour was walking her dog. she crossed the road…

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@Luigi_Licker @JumboGumbo28 stop

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should i file a safety violation against my coworker who came in after hours to deliver christmas gifts despite being told not to several times because she has pneumonia? (i can’t do it anonymously)

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@masonbhole erm?

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just found out you produce more earwax on your period

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i made the brown brownies

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@Luigi_Licker tell em to get in there

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@ariqster @Luigi_Licker yeah but you’re hot so…?

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@ariqster aweeee love you baddie

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@masonbhole asked security if there was a tampon dispenser in the bathroom and their eyes bulged out of their head… think that says enough about the fan base

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what is this? the virgin convention??

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@masonbhole can confirm

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@masonbhole man, someone had a rat tail

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@thecmaestro wut?

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@billyreallyburn landing here now! see you soon!

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something tells me montreal will fill the void @billyreallyburn