SLAZENGERS™

An amateur cricketing side based at home ground Burgess Park, nets at the Oval and Lords, a hotchpotch of transport talent with an enviable win ratio

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@scott_dog10 @BenH11TON @root66 Rather draw than lose, now the series is scuppered

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@DeadlineDayLive Go fuck yourself Abramovich

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Time for a re-match folks?

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The club bought some cracking kit today from @CookandMatthews. That club helmet will be useful at Richmond Green in particular!

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@David_P_Field @KebabAwards Slazengers will send a representative

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@SlazengersXi next fixture is @BromleyTownCC in July at their place. Rumour is that due to scraping the proverbial barrel, Stu Foster has been dragged out of retirement to open with the obdurate @craloysius. Surely BBS at 3, Dewhirst at 4 and overs from Siva, Wheelz and Ahilan?

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@David_P_Field No one cares about your approval. Ask the Mohameds

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@doriangray9790 @ricohacky @chuckdavie Certainly enjoying a Jos inspired fightback

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@asdhaliwal Both are worthy of complaint. £5 a pint is outrageous

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@asdhaliwal It was I'm afraid. I don't forget a face.

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Omds Michael Atherton just walked in.

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@KatiePennick @PassAssistance Just realised I was on this train, boarded at High Wycombe. Sunday around 5ish?

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The Social Sec is taking an indefinite break from all forms of cricket to focus on his mental health

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Clown a Southgate

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I think going forward @England have to find a way of being more attack minded. Braver in possession and throwing more people forward. We have the forward talent to scare teams, at present we seem scared ourselves to release that talent.

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If @JackGrealish scores and @England beat Italy to win the Euros I will kiss @PriestField1985 and any other @SlazengersXi who are up for it

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@pritipatel You are genuinely despised by most normal people

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Deutschland Deutschland uber alles...God save @JackGrealish

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@87_amg Aged well

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Just the one surviving home nation. Hopefully @JackGrealish and the boys can do us proud on Tuesday. Commiserations to any Scottish or Welsh @SlazengersXi

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@chuckdavie @England @jmcginn7 Win with McGinn

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@England through, you must be delighted @chuckdavie @jmcginn7 will do a job for you tomorrow