Sarah Bond

Writer/Director from County Durham ✨

Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories:

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories

9th-23rd December at Laurels, Whitley Bay

Tickets 🎟️ :https://t.co/GHPJH86eEe

Unbelievably excited to share this incredible poster for Seagulls!

This is the first play I've ever written and it's a BLAST. So get excited and get tickets! 🔮✨

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

As this platform is now being sold off to an AI company, I will now be bowing out forever.

See y'all at the robot uprising 😘

Or on Instagram lol xoxox

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

Genuinely mind-blowing filmmaking!

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

A quick thread answering some questions you might have after watching #Adolescence… 🧵

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

I cannot even begin to tell you how FURIOUS this makes me. I've already had to uproot my career because of AI training, so if you sit back and think 'pfft sounds like a futuristic nightmare...tomorrow's problem' then you're delusional. Get mad, fast.

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

✨ Looking for young performers/musical theatre fans aged 11-18 to help us out with some research!

Please spread the word and if you're interested, drop me an email at [email protected] to let us know you'll be joining us!

Alphabetti Theatre, Feb 25th, 5:30-7:30!! ✨

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

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[Variety @Variety]

Paul Schrader Says He Asked ChatGPT for Film Ideas and They Were All 'Original' and 'Fleshed Out': 'Why Should Writers Sit Around for Months' When 'AI Can Provide One in Seconds?' https://t.co/OP8BYUNdfJ

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

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[Chris Neville-Smith @cns_theatre]

@AwkwardProds Second place for Best Production is @slb0nd's Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories at @LaurelsWhitley . An all-round standard covering conventional acting, the surreal, and an angry statement about classism puts this ahead of many bigger main-stage plays.

https://t.co/5cdQcEug1r

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

Thank you Chris!! ✨ Appreciate all the support and those lovely lovely words! 🙌🏻

[Chris Neville-Smith @cns_theatre]

@LiveTheatre @Alphabetti @CarpetTimeProd @Peachplant_ Winner of Best NE Production is Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories at @LaurelsWhitley. @slb0nd's tale about an all-wise Zoltar machine that's actually an angry statement about classism excels in many areas, in particular the increasingly malevolent prophecies. https://t.co/5cdQcEug1r

[El 🍉🚂 @ellasrhapsody]

Wallace and Gromit being painstakingly made by animation artists and highlighting how AI is soulless, inherently corruptible and evil #VengeanceMostFowl

[Elsa Williams @williamspidge]

Outstanding #WallaceAndGromit

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

@DebraMitch1 Thanks Debra xx

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

And with one big swoop of it's filthy fucking wings, the Seagull took off for horizons new, leaving nothing in its wake but good memories and a ear splitting squark.

Thank you to every single person who supported this show and a special thank you to everyone who made it happen.

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

@BeckyJClayburn They're so beautiful xx

[Laurels @LaurelsWhitley]

One last creepy hilarious dance!

For one final time, the critically acclaimed SEAGULLS & SAD, SAD STORIES by Sarah Bond plays at 7:30pm this evening. 🔮

A fantastic alternative offering for the night before the night before Christmas 🎄

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

Tonight is the final performance of Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories! ✨

After that, I go back to a life of looking for cool frogs and baking. Boring, eh?

Catch us if you can! Tickets: https://t.co/GHPJH86MtM

[Chris Neville-Smith @cns_theatre]

Number 8: Jake Jarratt as Jordan in Seagulls and Sad Sad Stores at @LaurelsWhitley. An understated yet versatile performance of a 16-year-old wanting to fit in with his friends, but eventually trying to save them from themselves.

https://t.co/2nha8zxU63

[Jeff Brown @JeffAB61]

Unforgettable night out at The Laurels in Whitley Bay for ‘Seagulls and sad, sad stories’ by Sarah Bond. Loved it 👏👏👏
Read the review at https://t.co/KplRuOJJ5r and be sure to subscribe!

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

@HannahSowerby1 Thanks Hannah!! Xx

[Sarah Bond @slb0nd]

There's still good availability to catch Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories on THURSDAY at 7:30 and SATURDAY at 2pm!

Don't miss out!!

Tickets: https://t.co/GHPJH86MtM