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[samantha @slc2123]

WHO SPEEDS AROUND SOMEONE BACKING INTO A PARKING SPACE TO STEAL IT? Cretin behavior.

[samantha @slc2123]

We’ve seen it before.

Athletic prowess does not determine one’s gender.

Hectoring people because you decided they don’t match your idea of what a female/male should be does determine that you might be an asshole, though.

Your obsession is unhealthy and weird.

[samantha @slc2123]

If you have living parents, please ask them what funeral arrangements they want. I know it's morbid but it’s inevitable for us all. I have no idea what I’m doing except waiting for the call now with my mom dropping below a 25% chance to make it through. I’m not prepared.

[samantha @slc2123]

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Alaska bound in T minus 48 hours 🎉

[samantha @slc2123]

Someone made a fake Facebook using my name and is adding everyone I know. How flattering 😂💀😂

[samantha @slc2123]

He “made me something” and it was this adorable shelf, then he picked out the plant and frame to go with it. It’s the little things 🥹💕

[samantha @slc2123]

Beanjamin and I had a doggone good day.

[samantha @slc2123]

Ankle mobility is also not my friend and in the works. I know 😂 but it’s crazy what switching what I thought was best for me (high bar) and realizing low bar suited my body SO much more. I actually enjoy squatting again!

[samantha @slc2123]

I’ve been totally reworking my squat recently & started from scratch about a month ago. I moved 225 for 4x3 for working & 185x10 at the top of my warm up & that was HUGE considering my previously 1rm before rework was 245. My depth could still improve but we’re getting there🤷🏻‍♀️

[samantha @slc2123]

I plateaued on my bench and was stuck at 105 for like the last 3 three months. Today I put up 115 for 5x5 and I’m GIDDY. The end.

[samantha @slc2123]

AT&T sure had means to take my payment at 3am yet my phone is still on SOS. No thanks.

[samantha @slc2123]

I rescued this peace lily from Walmart Sunday night and it looked so sad. The first picture is still after some water so it had already perked up a bit. The last photo is where it is today! I’m so proud that I was able to revive it tbh. I usually kill plants 😂

[samantha @slc2123]

Don’t, take, these beautiful things that I’ve got.

[samantha @slc2123]

The whole “be the bigger person” thing is starting to sound a little bit too much like “accept the disrespect”. Can we just normalize going off the rails when someone does you dirty instead? On that note, stay safe ya’ll.

[samantha @slc2123]

Mr. Krabs is a serial killer. Change my mind.

[samantha @slc2123]

@samuelkaine27 Thanks friend! I’ve been suck at 125 for months. I was beyond tickled! 😂

[samantha @slc2123]

I just need to brag on myself that I hit 135x1 on bench yesterday. I’ve reached one goal for the year already. That’s all. That’s the tweet. Mamma I made it (to one plate territory)!

[samantha @slc2123]

I like when I see people selling the t shirts that have been in the back of their closet or in a storage tub in the shed for years but now they’re ✨vintage✨