antifa supersoldier #69

the phantom of 500 south. they/she

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

yeah I accomplished something in my 20s. i went from this to this

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

in 2019 i watched a homeless man lower his pet rat into the mac and cheese at the midtown Whole Foods hot bar and let it eat for a solid 30 seconds before putting it back in his pocket and walking away .

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

step foot in roku city again and i’ll beat the lint out your pockets bitch

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

I hate my phone and the USA

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If I'm not posting a lot, its because im either doing very well mentally or I'm the most depressed I've ever been. If I am posting a lot it's because my mind is in the Hell Yeah Zone

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

2) Daydrinking. Daydrinking is an essential part of getting the most out of your 20's and life without it is a waste.

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

The only career options for someone of my nature are lighthouse keeper or art therapist for kittens

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

nobody wants to say it but the porn industry is full of former gifted kids

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

licking your fingers before you turn the page in a stack of paper is soooooo perverted !!!! honestly cspan should be censored

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

the anxiety i could’ve been spared if I had any reason to believe that I would be more than a bag of bones after age 30

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

my most annoying trait is that now that i am 33 i get irrationally angry about these posts that make it seem like your 30s are the part right before death

[blue @bluewmist]

Start in march
Start in your 30s
Start on friday
Start at 5:01pm
Start

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

you know when you text someone and send them a DM at the same time or whatever and it’s like yaayaya we’re crazy 💕 well that’s like me simultaneously watching survivor and googling “survivor mud challenge strategy discussion reddit”

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

watching pirates of the caribbean dead mans chest googling “is the kraken real”

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Social media really got yall thinking 15 likes not alot.. Imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fck you.

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

this shit is so depressing

[jos @josiahhughes]

pro tip for the boycott:
any essentials can be ordered directly from instacart.
if you absolutely ~need~ to order something from amazon, make sure you don't choose same-day shipping (opt for the three-day option if possible).

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

has science explained why so many men act like that when they have a cold

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

heading into my legal abortion unemployed and hungover. fuck u phyllis schlafly

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

upon reflection, being raised by two emotionally unavailable narcissists who secretly hated each other may have had an impact upon me

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

starting a thread of stuff my narcissistic chronically anxious obsessive compulsive father says and does that makes me feel like I’m losing my mind

[antifa supersoldier #69 @slcgunk]

I was crying one night because he got me drunk on some insane finnish liquor and i was trying to talk to him about how i feel lost and like a fuckup and instead of even pretending to listen he said “uh huh. you need to eat something” and then went for a walk

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’ve had my jaw clenched and my eyebrows furrowed everyday since i was 11