Alyssa

Wife and stepmom. Chaser of wild ice ⛸️ 4th line banger🏒 I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with my dog. Ice cream is better in a cone. Less is more.

[Alyssa @slclys]

"Be curious, not judgmental."

-Walt Whitman

-Ted Lasso

[Alyssa @slclys]

Dear @Walmart,

It’s 2026, yet you continue to not allow tap-to-pay or Mobile pay. You can make sure your card readers actually work at the very least! Having to try the chip reader multiple times before you can slide the card is infuriating! You’re worth billions! Act like it!

[U.S. Women's Open @uswomensopen]

Birdie on 16. Birdie on 17. Birdie on 18! 🔥

Nelly Korda finishes on FIRE to tie for the lead.

@Ally

[Alyssa @slclys]

@sports8 @ToniNelson Chris is trying to rage bait people, but he’s failing. He just looks dumb. Cherry picking a still shot from live play and ignoring the still shot while the play is dead, sure is something.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@iMessaage_ This was a road rage incident and national news several years ago. The guy tried to kill somone because his feelings were hurt. He was tried for the crime and apologized for his weapon firing tantrum.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@NevadaRada @UtahRoyalsFC Your schtick is embarrassing, pathetic and childish. Treating X like a virtual Junior High isn’t the flex you think it is. Do you what you got to do to get attention though. You need a therapist.🤣🤣

[Alyssa @slclys]

@NevadaRada @UtahRoyalsFC Why are you still talking? 🤣🤣 your handle proves you’re a delusional child.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@NevadaRada @UtahRoyalsFC

[Alyssa @slclys]

@NevadaRada @UtahRoyalsFC First time watching a footy match? That stuff happens in literally every match.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@SaraJua60661411 @Breaking57 What a beyond childish response from a person clearly too stupid to understand why an Uber driver needs to verify the rider. Telling me to grow up is hilarious.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@SaraJua60661411 @Breaking57 Asking the identify of the passenger is literally in the job description of Uber and Lyft driver. He was doing his damn job, idiot.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@redwynee @JunoDaOne You mean, hobby?

[Alyssa @slclys]

@redwynee @JunoDaOne Get a life.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@NevadaRada @UtahRoyalsFC The player that didn’t act a like an adult is on loan from the Thorns. That’s not suspicious at all. The opposing player clearly flopped, but that’s soccer.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@JunoDaOne @redwynee It’s gotta hurt being that dumb🤣🤣🤣

[Alyssa @slclys]

@JunoDaOne @redwynee You didn’t win dumbass!

[Alyssa @slclys]

@redwynee @JunoDaOne 🤣🤣🤣🤣 not even close and it’s embarrassing you think it was.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@NWSL Thorns gifted a draw. NWSL continues to be an embarrassment.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@redwynee @JunoDaOne Is that English, or even common sense? Thorns were gifted a tie.

[Alyssa @slclys]

@JunoDaOne Still 2nd in the standings and the Royals have a game in hand. Only tied when it’s gifted to you. The last 5 games still an embarrassment for the Thorns. Greatest your ass!