ej 🌻

Do no harm, but take no shit // she/they // queer

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@kelldeshad @mala_sarkady Didn’t see him offering to cook or pick up when she shared she was exhausted…

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

MJ while Peter was getting folded by the Hulk

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@MrPitbull07 In my house the spaghetti was the vegetable 😭 I love spaghetti squash now but it was the WORST as a kid. It should have been illegal to call that spaghetti night.

[madison @madison_tayt]

RIP to all the gold girls who are getting silver jewelry tomorrow and to all the silver girls who are getting gold jewelry tomorrow and to aaaaall the girls who are getting ugly ass heart shaped jewelry tomorrow!
hope you break up with your boyfriends 🩷🩷🩷

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@Ane_Lindane Dear non-cat-owning friend: You seem to misunderstand the dynamics here. It’s not my house, it’s the cat’s. And he is the one who does not notice - I am just the indentured servant frantically trying to bleach, steam, and vacuum out the smells and hair I cannot escape. 😭

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@batastini2121 @zGuz @LeahLibresco Where did they say citizens were already being deported? I’ll wait.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Idk why he blocked me tho

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@SammyObeid Cousins are people my age…who my parents’ cousins are is none of my businesss - those are aunties and uncles.

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@xiu_shoegaze It looks like it says “Drat” now which seems situationally appropriate

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

I mean every one of these words.

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@unniemara Seeing this at 10pm while I get ready for bed and my boyfriend’s night is just getting started 😭

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@roxy_surfball @4ighsia @tigerfly22 @HarleyShah 1. Doesn’t look like that was a response to any apology.
2. I addressed that I don’t condone that so idk what you’re showing me for.
3. The criticism of your original comment and doubling down trying to pretend it was supposed to be a compliment still stands.

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@roxy_surfball @4ighsia @tigerfly22 @HarleyShah To be clear I don’t condone violent comments or threats. I also don’t condone women hating on other women for no reason.

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@roxy_surfball @4ighsia @tigerfly22 @HarleyShah lol “u just look odd” is a weird way of saying someone is already pretty enough 🤣🤣🤣 but go off

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@roxy_surfball @4ighsia @tigerfly22 @HarleyShah I don’t think you know what a mistake is 🤣 seems like you were being rude quite intentionally and only apologized because you got caught out

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

[natasha @tashteshtish]

i hate when you leave your phone on the side and it brings up that red evil clock

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@RelebogileMakg @zastelatv Show your work…

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@ughitscisco My dad always talks about how going back for a 2-year degree when I was a baby and he worked full time was going to take 4 years, but he did it because his mom pointed out that “4 years was going to go by anyway.” You can do it whenever you start and however long it takes :)

[ej 🌻 @slcpunkass]

@axvevlev @AmiriKing As an in n out lover and shake shack hater…I’d still have to agree with you over waiting in *that* for 2hrs for a burger