Stellaaa (not Artois)

she/they 🌻
Thirty something, always tired. Unicorns and rainbows but make it spooky. Cosplayer and writer. Met My Match pod co-host.
BLM | SSDGM✌

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

Creating my 2023 reading list:

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

It's still called a tweet.

[Moo Deng Clan 🦛 @vinabean]

So I’m supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I die?

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

So... what tf is this app now?

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

Someone tell me how getting overpaid is my problem? My work accidentally paid me while I wasn't working and now is taking that paycheck back because they failed to check. But I am the one who suffers. Lovely.

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

Yo why is every other post in the spouses/wives fb groups about a lost cat? Keep your babies indoors! It's Satan's butthole outside ffs

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

On my walk earlier, I saw a rabbit AND a double rainbow. If that's not a sign of good luck I don't know what is 🤩

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

Yay the US finally has approved birth control pills for OTC but oops, they're gonna make that almost impossible to get too

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

Why are so many people I know vacationing in Scotland rn? I wish I was there! Why can't that be me? 🥹

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

If I ever get to foster a litter of kittens, I will absolutely name them after Greek gods/goddesses

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

Andddd this is why I only use hotels

[David Holtz @daveholtz]

tfw you arrive at your @airbnb and realize that the whole space is essentially just a large-ish bathroom that the host put a bed into

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

I didn't realize this until I was knee deep in tasks, and meeting objectives. I got burned out quickly and realized I was in over my head and needed something new. Fast.

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

In the beginning, you gave me no office. My job required private space for my meetings but I had to beg but then finally got an office. It was a nice size! I was happy but 7 months later you made me move into a closet of an office, where I had no sunlight, no AC. So bye!

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

And for those that struggle with mental health, this lack of consistency and turbulence in my job and place of work only added to my depression and anxiety. I just didn't feel like I belonged. There was no where to place me literally, the struggle was there from the day I started

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

@fuckyouiquit But perhaps them losing 18mil a year is why they can't give you a raise, ever think of that?

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

@sleepysabi And saying the "1900s" 🙃

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

Whose idea was this to have her brother there? 🤢 #bachelorette

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

When you can't tell if the smell in your office building is burnt coffee, a dead skunk, or weed... 🙃

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

My coworkers: omg it's the longest day of the year! Yay!
Me: and it's a work day? Greatttttt 🫠

[Stellaaa (not Artois) @sldnsfw]

Constant contact is observing Juneteenth but my work is not? Shame!