profoundly profane

I may be stupid but I’m not dumb as fuck

[Writing on Beyoncé's internet. @desmondderaudeh]

My uncle would always bully & "sis" me for listening to Beyoncé, so I snuck a camera into his house. Turned out his best friend wasn't just a friend but a fuck buddy. I discreetly sent the video to his wife, his workplace and his best friend's church where he was a pastor. The both of them were kicked out by the church, my uncle's wife left him, and he lost his house and job. His sister (my mom) allowed him to stay with us until he could find a job, so I ordered a 12-inch dildo in his name and made sure it came in when my dad was home. My homophobic ass dad wasn't having it and kicked him out the very next day.

That was the day I knew I wasn't casual about Beyonce cause a normal fan probably wouldn't do that. 😭😭😭😭

[darkthedude @DarkestYG]

Me trying to sleep with no cannabis in my bloodstream

[mikey ♡ @stargirlbowie]

a duo i just made up

[🍒 @loveabiebs]

Maten a esta hija de puta que usa a su hijo recién nacido para vender videos pornos

[reaction media @rottedmedia]

daddy chill reaction video meme

[josetta @j0s3tt4]

her family really did steal her money omfg

[🧁🎀ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʟᴀᴅʏ🎀🧁 @ilovealkira]

Raven-Symoné saying That’s So Raven wasn’t a Black show is crazy asf 😭 You had a baldheaded Black daddy, a mama with locs AND you had VISIONS… girl, bffr 😭😭😭

[profoundly profane @sle4dgehammer]

Adela is just too damn good

[Sweet Lu 🍭 @SuperSw33tLu]

pussy ass season he should’ve fucked his brother then died

[ᴍᴀɢɴᴇᴛᴏ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ. @griotDAMONE]

The scream I scrumpt! 😂😭

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @InFeRn0AnT]

Hot Take: Katseye was actually a secret HYBE psy-op orchestrated to help launch the career of their first global SOLO artist, Yoonchae.

Let’s get into it. 🙂‍↕️

[He / Sir | 𝔇addy @SirDomonic]

Oh ok.. that’s why he acts like that .

[Demonic Mario @demonic_mario]

This video is legitimately fucked and it’s not normal

[pascu! @pascufm]

es que es como el final de una película donde ganan los buenos y todos están contentos, no puedo parar de verlo

[━╋愛ִֶָ🪽་༘ @nightcordat0025]

me spreading lies and misinformation back in junior high because it's fun

[baja blast freeze @bornskinnyzone]

girl we were there and you were 16

[profoundly profane @sle4dgehammer]

Rudy pankow the generational talent you are 🥺that last montage😭😭

[Ocelete @Joseletem99]

Para mi esto es la mayor muestra de amor que puedes demostrarle a alguien

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

BITCH GET EVERYBODY

[Zina @mz_zina]

I have an MD and a PhD, i’m a freaking cardiothoracic surgeon, im supposed to be studying for your boards, the most important exam of my life and im locked in a bathroom crying... because of a boy! The boy was her husband. It moved me so much!