Solomon

I’m still gonna send it

[Solomon @sleadyy]

@dominos Listen up:
Large pizza
Chicken kickers
Cookies
Drink

£24.99

Fair for everyone involved.

What say you?

[Solomon @sleadyy]

@itvnews Do you not feel embarrassed as a news broadcaster running Love island stories at 7:30am 😂 all the things going on in the world and you have to endure a segment on that tripe.

[Solomon @sleadyy]

@KITKAT if you think I haven’t noticed a serious reduction in the girth of your kitkat chunky’s, you’re mistaken - shame on you

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Maya Rudolph on Hot Ones is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

‼️ Busted! But the smile tells me he’s not regretting it!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Went to school with a guy whose Dad, a professional footballer, died unexpectedly. Months later I was showing him the football cards I collected. He saw his dad and asked if he could have the card. I said no as I needed it to complete my collection. Still feel terrible.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Been with my wife for 5 years, I've never heard her fart. I buy beans and follow her around after she's eaten but still no fart. I'm becoming more and more obsessed it's starting to piss me off.

[Solomon @sleadyy]

@kfc hey fellas, just a quick one… love what you’ve done with the chips, it was the final piece to the puzzle 🍗 🍟

[Solomon @sleadyy]

@askryanair @Ryanair I’d rather air all that happened if I’m just gonna sit on hold on for an hour to your lovely staff - whilst £165 wasn’t a disaster for us, what if we couldn’t have afforded it and got stuck in France because your website wouldn’t allow to sign in and then your staff lied

[Solomon @sleadyy]

@Ryanair £55pp charge from Nantes - Manchester including our 2 year old because your website wouldn’t let us check in. Classy

[Solomon @sleadyy]

@askryanair @Ryanair That depends whether you’re actually going to repay me?

[Solomon @sleadyy]

I will never, ever, stop watching the US Office. Not ever

[Solomon @sleadyy]

@LeekStokie @SammMillington @AlexHayes97 @tomsmvth Still a gimp - big up the bubbly

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Lent a friend £10k a few years ago. He paid me back three days before he unexpectedly died. His dad knew about the loan and dropped off a cheque for the full amount. Widow also paid me from the estate. Easy 20k profit but do feel a bit bad

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

He really shouldn’t have done that😂

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

It’s how he rose back up that’s taking me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LADbible @ladbible]

'I spotted my son trying to drink a beer and then this happened' 🤣

🎥 Contentbible