Catherine Xeeter-Jones

No knife, no fork, just vibes. Triflers need not apply

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

I’m just going to say it. I really don’t like guns n roses

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@Ron_Fleasley @TC_Cornesto @mnrrntt Is it? Definitely looks like he’s rubbed chillis/onions straight on his eyeballs

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@TC_Cornesto @Ron_Fleasley @mnrrntt Someone made a thread of all the people who have “died” in his TikToks and it’s somewhat distressing. I also don’t want to know what he’s putting in his eyes to make them look like that 🤢

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@TheKentishlady2 It’s the absolute worst. I hope you can sort it all quickly 😩🤞🏻

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@TheKentishlady2 Oh no 😩 I had this in a rented house when we looked after a friend’s dog for a week. Best thing to do is Hoover every day for 3-4 weeks because the vibrations make the eggs hatch, and eggs are nearly impossible to get rid of and can lay dormant for months in carpets.

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@ambergambler_ @tricky308 How bloody tanned are you?!

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@BlasterCommon @tricky308 Aww thanks mate!

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@GreatBashHeel @tricky308 I know right? 😬 my bad

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

awww, I love you too @tricky308

[Richard Hunter @tricky308]

Dinner and drinks with this knob

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@Pops__o @tricky308 Not sure that counts when it’s in the first line of the tweet 😂

[Richard Hunter @tricky308]

Seeing Scotland with @sleathington

Bonus points for correct guesses where we are

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@graceyldn I would much rather see this hellsite go up in flames.

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@Ron_Fleasley

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@JoeBangles11 This feels like the next step in the evolution of smashing cake in people’s faces. I just don’t understand why anyone would have the compulsion to do this.

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@tohaboo @sophiearumble @suzPOV @hunstantonsmith 3 years though 😬

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@CumberdickB That was what I thought! So I had to document it

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@LessGrumpy Same! I think that’s the best I’ve ever done on this

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

@jenbren1976 He was on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown in dictionary corner once.

[Catherine Xeeter-Jones @sleathington]

To all the people receiving A Level results today that definitely dont use Twitter and wont read this. Here’s an update on my life, I got an A*, 2 A’s, a C and a D and now I’m poor and still not sure what to do with my life 10 years later.