sleazee

protected by god I ain’t never sorry

[sleazee @sleazeee1]

LONG LIVE DB🏁 💙💔💔 I LOVE YOU FOREVER BRO💙💙🖤💔

[sleazee @sleazeee1]

Nemesis good as hell

[Bask @baskgod]

Future buy his bitches APs too

[𝐗𝐈𝐕🐿 @EvaPeach338101]

It’s niggas out here thinking Lauren London ain’t have sex since 2019 😭😭😭

[KinglyPancakes @KinglyPancakes]

“I wasn’t even given a real name, only a purpose”

[🇺🇸 @ThomasWrrld]

holy FUCK 😭

[𓆩𝐀𝐍𝐓₅𓆪 @SaintTrece]

“Aw hell nah, Ant you got ts” 😭

[Duke Herndon @DukeHerndon]

In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.

[Rance @son_of_uki]

a society that says a broke man doesn’t deserve a woman shouldn’t be upset when a rich man has options.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please do not confuse being educated with being intelligent cause you can have a masters degree and still be an idiot

[lazygod @lazygod0]

Nigga thought he was gonna get signed to Miranda cosgrove records

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

nobody:

me on twitter: 🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.

[E @E_3O5_]

Hol on dunc that young nigga be totin

[greg @greg16676935420]

So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission

[reece @wannabereece]

how to feels to be a fan of invincible and just enjoy watching it without nitpicking every little thing

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

The history of this country should be taught, fully in schools

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

this how yk nigga never been poor fr. we’d never waste foil like that, would simply eat it out what we cooked it in or wash a bowl

[Jedi @dhe3g]

My brother in Christ we have child-eating demons walking among us right now. Idgaf bout a alien

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

[ken @JaiIpose]

Tiger was tryna open up a Domain Expansion on dem cops fulla dem jiggas